Trump wants a machine that pumps sunshine up

[MineralMan]

his ass. That way he won't catch teh Covid, see.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He should try the same method he uses

to blow smoke up everybody else's.

[Rorey]

2. -

[Ilsa]

13. Brilliant! nt

[zonemaster]

3. Isn't that Sean Hannity's job?

[MerryBlooms]

4. I thought Pompeo already had that job covered.

[JDC]

7. Beat me to it. I was going to say Pence

[MerryBlooms]

9. Plethora of minions to choose from...

I think we should shove them all up trump's ass, including mcconnell and graham.

[Iliyah]

8. treason barr beat them to it . . .

[MerryBlooms]

10. .

[applegrove]

5. It is called "a fever" and has been fighting infection for millions of years.

Like all dyslexics trump reinvents the wheel.

[Newest Reality]

6. He is saving...

He is saving his secret weapon against the virus for the next campaign rally briefing: gasoline enemas and nasal douches with battery acid. It's an old mechanic's home remedy.

It really, really works!

[Blue Owl]

11. Hey Donny is that a solar flare or a hemmorhoid?

[gratuitous]

12. Well sure

Let's stop everything else that's being done and go off chasing another wild goose Trump thought he saw (he didn't see it).

[eleny]

14. That should keep him busy for a while. I'd encourage him.

[consider_this]

15. Let it shine in...

[SKKY]

17. Makes sense. It's what everyone around him does...

[BrightKnight]

19. He has one. It's called Fox News. nt

[Mr. Ected]

20. I bet Lockheed Martin is busy fashioning such a sunshine pump machine right now

An Atlas V rocket for Trump's Space Force.

Aimed right where the sun ain't shinin'.

[Patterson]

21. He's already been blowing smoke up our ass. This is the next step.

[madinmaryland]

22. Weren't there pictures of naked men outside in the sun holding hands while they were

sunning their asshole.

Maybe tRump should try that. Sorry for the image. 🤮🤮