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skip fox

(19,502 posts) Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:28 AM Apr 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, you're not going to die of coronavirus if you drink bleach. . . . I might not be a doctor, but I've got a head for these things."

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Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Apr 2020 OP

As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb? no_hypocrisy Apr 2020 #1

His thumb is an unusual and interesting case: skip fox Apr 2020 #3

So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach underpants Apr 2020 #2

"Or maybe skip fox Apr 2020 #4

Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze underpants Apr 2020 #5

D.T. continues: skip fox Apr 2020 #6

D.T. continues: skip fox Apr 2020 #7

no_hypocrisy

(55,379 posts)

1. As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:34 AM

Apr 2020

The joint is at a 45 degree angle with 45's thumb base? Did he break it and never had it set?

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

3. His thumb is an unusual and interesting case:

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:38 AM

Apr 2020

Since before puberty, his thumb has been spending hours every day a cozy, warm, dark environment. So when it gets out and sees light, it perks straight up. Of course it smells, so he has to hold it away from his face.

underpants

(197,179 posts)

2. So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:37 AM

Apr 2020

Or inject the bleach AND drink the sunlight.

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

4. "Or maybe

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:41 AM

Apr 2020

you could swallow a light-bulb full of bleach without breaking the bulb . . . I'm just saying."

underpants

(197,179 posts)

5. Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 09:43 AM

Apr 2020

but Mother says that sounds like one of those feminine things so I can't be left alone in a room with it. How did President Awesome even know about that? Gosh I'll have to work that into my praise of him when he lets me speak about this Task Force I'm running.

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

6. D.T. continues:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 10:05 AM

Apr 2020

"I don't care what Lysol says. . . . I've never used or liked Lysol. . . . It's a real loser. . . . Not one-hundredth as good as Clorox in my opinion.

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

7. D.T. continues:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:50 AM

Apr 2020

"Or we could develop and train squads of tiny ninja hydrogen-bomb assassins, and . . . "

Pence is thinking: "Wow, that's why he's the president!"

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