Profiles in Perfidy, XVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, you're not going to die of coronavirus if you drink bleach. . . . I might not be a doctor, but I've got a head for these things."

[no_hypocrisy]

1. As an aside, WTF is the story with his right thumb?

The joint is at a 45 degree angle with 45's thumb base? Did he break it and never had it set?

[skip fox]

3. His thumb is an unusual and interesting case:

Since before puberty, his thumb has been spending hours every day a cozy, warm, dark environment. So when it gets out and sees light, it perks straight up. Of course it smells, so he has to hold it away from his face.

[underpants]

2. So if you inject the sunlight you can skip drinking the bleach

Or inject the bleach AND drink the sunlight.

[skip fox]

4. "Or maybe

you could swallow a light-bulb full of bleach without breaking the bulb . . . I'm just saying."

[underpants]

5. Pence: I've always been fond of Lysol's Summer Breeze

but Mother says that sounds like one of those feminine things so I can't be left alone in a room with it. How did President Awesome even know about that? Gosh I'll have to work that into my praise of him when he lets me speak about this Task Force I'm running.

[skip fox]

6. D.T. continues:

"I don't care what Lysol says. . . . I've never used or liked Lysol. . . . It's a real loser. . . . Not one-hundredth as good as Clorox in my opinion.

[skip fox]

7. D.T. continues:

"Or we could develop and train squads of tiny ninja hydrogen-bomb assassins, and . . . "

Pence is thinking: "Wow, that's why he's the president!"