Dateline: The Twilight Zone-----

[Atticus]

Dr. R. U. Kidden, president and CEO of ACME Luminosity, Inc., the largest manufacturer of UV lamps in the entire known universe, announced today that despite intense testing recently, the company has been unable to substantiate Donald Trump's suggestion that getting "UV or very strong light" INSIDE the body may "clean out" Corona virus.

"Nope! We inserted our best lamps orally, anally and surgically. Nothing worked and none of the test subjects survived, so----"

Dr. Kidden refused to take questions, suggesting that those be directed to "Disinfectant Donny".

[onethatcares]

1. he probably had

those 4 ft florescent grow lamps in mind, or in this case, 4 ft florescent no grow lights. Orally, anally, or surgically it's sure is going to be a weird treatment.

He goes first though.