Let's design a MAGA cocktail for our CON friends.

[brokephibroke]

1 part bleach, 1 part trump vodka, simple syrup and slash of lemon.

Shake with ice. Inject half, serve the other half over ice while in a tanning bed.

[doc03]

1. "simple syrup" lol

[Mike 03]

2. This could be a fun thread.

The Louie Gohmert Special

Two tablespoons of Purell over crushed ice.
Add one cup of vermouth
One shot of Windex
One shot of Hydrogen Peroxide
Spray with Lysol
Garnish with a Handy Wipe!

[brokephibroke]

3. Sounds delicious.

LOL.

[AJT]

4. Maybe do a wet rim dipped in Drano....

[brokephibroke]

6. Yum

Maybe a few lye crystals as a salt rim.

[C_U_L8R]

5. And a spritz of windex

[mercuryblues]

7. Amateurs

Lemon drop


Bon-Ami the rim of one shot glass, fill with lemon flavored Clorox. Bite into a wedge of lemon dipped in lemon flavored Meyer's ̶r̶u̶m̶ all purpose cleaner. Drink up.

[brokephibroke]

8. Cheers!

For sure that will cure the China virus.

[mercuryblues]

9. If not

Bottoms up for the UV probe.

[JHB]

10. From Joe Conason...

Link to tweet

?s=21

[brokephibroke]

12. Pretty close to mine.

But the trump vodka is an essential ingredient. It kills the covid, what if...

[backscatter712]

11. Take one of these, and you'll NEVER have to worry about CoViD-19...

[Towlie]

13. Liquor & Lysol, on the rocks

[brokephibroke]

14. Like a nice bourbon?

Or were you thinking gin?

[Blue Owl]

15. Call it a Susan Collins

Garnish with a sliver of concern...

[brokephibroke]

16. Beautiful

Need to add a bit of soda water for that...