Sharks Eat Things, We Can Use Them to Eat the Virus

[Skraxx]

Just use really little sharks, you can you know, inject them powerfully into your lungs or body or whatever, may need a doctor or something to look into that. But you know, sharks are really deadly and dangerous, stronger than a virus! I can tell you that!

[LakeArenal]

1. Oh little sharks... I was thinking

that you meant the shark would eat the virus from your leg. Arm... mid-section?

[Skraxx]

12. That's Because You're Not A Jeenyus

Like us.

[LakeArenal]

15. Not that stable either... 🤪

[Amishman]

28. they would need to be very small sharks

baby sharks perhaps...

doo doo doo doo

[Ohiogal]

2. What about Pac Man?

Inject some Pac Man’s into a person’s bloodstream! They like to navigate mazes and eat stuff up!

[Skraxx]

4. Sharks Eat Just about Anything

And I mean, Pac Man isn't even real! I mean, can we be serious here? Stop being a cutey pie.

[Ohiogal]

13. .

[underpants]

3. And if not sharks....

Sea bass

[Skraxx]

5. I was thinking about lasers too...

I'm an expert on lasers. My uncle was a professor, so you know...

[underpants]

16. 😆

[Mike 03]

6. Piranhas, hydrochloric acid, miniaturized badgers.

I swear, I do believe on some level he does think like this.

[Skraxx]

8. Oh, Miniaturized Badgers...

Why the hell didn't I think of that?

[Shermann]

10. Honey badgers right? They really don't give a shit! nt

[CaptYossarian]

7. I think you're onto something.

Trump has crabs and he's never caught it.

[Skraxx]

14. Hmmm...

[wryter2000]

9. Tiny lawn mowers

Mow the spikes off those things.

[Skraxx]

11. Don't Be Ridiculous

Who's gonna do the bagging? Sharks will EAT them!

[wryter2000]

25. Tiny undocumented workers

Duh.

[Mendocino]

17. 10 top products for covid

1) rusty water from an old garden hose

2) pureed hydrox cookies

3) fluoridated water

4) Upsidaisium

5) blue meth

6) bath salts

7) hooker urine

8) "LASER" beams

9) horse sweat

10) santorum

[Skraxx]

18. You Forgot Frumunda Cheese

[wryter2000]

26. Covfefe burders n/t

n/t

[Blue Owl]

19. We could have them eat the virus then nuke 'em

Yeah, that'll work!

[Mosby]

20. Sharks could do a tremendous number on the virus

They would have to use medical doctors for that, but it sounds interesting to me.

Link to tweet

[oioioi]

31. this is the funniest thread ever posted

can't stop laughing.

[exboyfil]

21. We should try Brawndo

It has got electrolytes.

https://www.google.com/search?q=idiocracy+drink+to+water+crops&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS884US884&oq=idiocracy+drink+to+water+crops&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.6244j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_xxGjXsaXDJmutQbIw6-oAg29

[captain queeg]

22. Just need to rig your microwave oven so that you can get your head inside

Nuke for 2 minutes, that ought to do it. If you get a sunburn shove your head up your ass to cool off.

[BluesRunTheGame]

23. Gasoline

It's cheap and abundant right now. That's our answer!

[ProfessorGAC]

27. No!!!!

They'll end up filling up their tiny virus cars and driving to somewhere to infect more people!
Boy, you didn't think that through!

[BluesRunTheGame]

29. We're all so lucky that we have smart people on this thread to check this stuff!

Thank you!

I do like your idea about tiny sharks.

We could, however use full sized sharks. Now that it’s getting closer to summertime we could stock the local swimming pools in red state America with hungry sharks and allow Rona-Virus patients to bathe with the health giving cuddly critters. We could also offer special healthy cocktails like gin and Clorox or vodka and Lysol.

[Initech]

24. Factories produce smoke, smoke is good for the virus!

My brother's girlfriends' sister's best friends' nephew said that on a Facebook forum that I belong to, so it must be true!

[Quixote1818]

30. Coco Puffs work too. nt