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Cyrano

(15,035 posts)
Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:09 PM Apr 2020

Bless "Beloved Leader"

Following the advice of Dear Leader, I had a glass of bleach for breakfast, followed by a shot of Lysol. I'm feeling a bit queasy, but I intend to venture out today with no mask and see if I can get a haircut. Or maybe a tattoo.

How fortunate we are to have such a great man leading us during this unfortunate period. Bless his wisdom.

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Bless "Beloved Leader" (Original Post) Cyrano Apr 2020 OP
But did you inject any sunlight? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #1
Will stretch out in the Florida sun for four hours today Cyrano Apr 2020 #2
Melanoma Carcinoma cures COVID-19? ProudMNDemocrat Apr 2020 #3
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