Georgia bowling alleys are open!

[brokephibroke]

Can we bring our AK-47s?

[madaboutharry]

1. I always found bowling alleys kind of icky even

in the absence of a pandemic.

There was a study done years ago about what scientists found on the surface of and in the holes in bowling balls......

[woodsprite]

4. What about the surface of the carpet when you walk in?

I have never been in a bowling alley where the carpet didn't have a scuzzy feel to it when walking on it. I have my own ball and shoes, so I don't have to worry about using house balls or shoes.

[CaptYossarian]

2. It's the Bible Belt.

Only the holy rollers will show up.

[Chainfire]

5. you do realize

That you are talking about 75% of the State. That is a lot of lanes.

I live 7 miles from Georgia, perhaps I will run up to Bainbridge today and get a haircut and a tattoo before I take in a movie and bowl a few rounds. I am sick of being stuck inside, having my Constructional right to get sick trampled on.

[CaptYossarian]

7. It's just "Killer Kemp committing coronacide".

I love alliteration.

[woodsprite]

3. Sure, but also don't forget...

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and

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[shockey80]

6. The ultimate gutter ball.

[jcgoldie]

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