The Onion Article From A Month Ago

[berni_mccoy]

https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buying-one-of-every-cleaning-product-in-case-t-1842493766?fbclid=IwAR3RrsDH1LiXhFKNh019lE-5hDh7rAVv2OAyV7zvjVJU-jhGfzIvVPTc4Iw

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

EVANSTON, WY—Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. “I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills—you name it—just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,”

Damn we are living in a fucked up reality.

[Newest Reality]

1. How Prescient.

Gee, the Onion got it right.

Or is that where Trump goes for his "technical" advice?

[maxsolomon]

2. He's never even heard of the Onion.

Irony is lost on him.