Congress should immediately pass a bill making bleach drinking illegal.

[Dave Starsky]

Not only might it save the lives of a few truly ignorant innocent people, but it is guaranteed that half of his base would chugalug half a gallon of Clorox on Facebook in protest of Nancy and the libruls.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Thanks for the chuckle.

[Voltaire2]

2. I fully support the rights of informed adults to drink all the bleach they want.

You idiots with guns and nazi flags (both the confederate nazi flag and the german one) please proceed to exercise your freedom.

[jberryhill]

3. Even women?

Women should get the permission of their parents, employer, husband and a member of the clergy (the real clergy, not some liberal so-called clergy) before making any decisions concerning their bodies.

[mr_lebowski]

6. And all of their brothers, if they have any, don't forget (nt)

[stillcool]

4. They're coming after my Clorox?

First my gun, and now this? I'll show them. I'll eat my gun, and drink my clorox like there's no tomorrow.

[rzemanfl]

5. IOKIYAR

[yonder]

7. It'd never get past the bottomless pit of McConnell's desk.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Tomorrow, I expect the bleach shelf at the supermarket to be emptied.

There will be a run on bleach and Lysol. Again.

[rateyes]

9. Better yet, have President Obama do a press conference

to tell the American people that drinking bleach will kill them. If he does that, I’m buying stock in Clorox. It will fly off the shelves in red states.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. Yeah, but then you'd have to have laws against plugging in a TV

while sitting in the tub, or ironing a blouse/shirt while wearing it. Of course, with MAGAts, they'd probably stop bathing and ironing their clothes altogether (if they haven't already).

The bill would also have to rise up through the pile of bills waiting on McConnell's desk. It might take years before it is addressed.

All you really need is for President Obama to speak out against it. The MAGAts will swarm to the bleach shelves.

[Sewa]

11. Can you imagine the floor debate

Jim Jordan spitting mad defending a person right to drink bleach. Thanks for the comical image.