Donald J. Trump Has Fled the Interview!

[MineralMan]

I doubt he will return. He cannot handle this.

[captain queeg]

1. Poor little snowflake

[Walleye]

2. What got to him? Maybe he needs to snort a couple of lines.

[3catwoman3]

30. How about a couple of lines of...

...Drano? Or Comet with bleach?

[Walleye]

34. Good suggestion

[Gothmog]

3. This is amusing

[CatWoman]

4. ...

[coti]

6. Bwahahahahaaaaaa nt

[Kingofalldems]

5. .........

[Elwood P Dowd]

7. Frasier, I mean Trump, has left the building.

Wish he had left the country. Hell, how about leaving for an extended vacation on Planet Nine with a long layover on Neptune.

[cayugafalls]

8. I knew he was going to cut and run.

There was no way after yesterday he could take questions. He would have had a meltdown.

Backed into a corner his fragile ego could not handle trying to lie his way out of the mess he created yesterday. He tried once today and got eviscerated by the press. The optics were so bad the only thing he could do was run and hide.

I doubt we will ever see him take questions freely again.

[qazplm135]

9. Someone check all the hotels

in North Dakota!

[MyOwnPeace]

23. Oh, silly!

He doesn't own a golf course in North Dakota!!!!!

[Midnight Writer]

10. Not to worry. Local talk radio guy says it is because he already met with Press today.

Do not adjust your sets.

Everything is under control.

[The Magistrate]

11. "Yer not only a cheat, yer a gutless cheat as well..."

It's the villain's line in The Sting, but it's what comes to mind today as the best encapsulation of this cheap thug with his hairspray crown.


"Defeat of a dangerous enemy is something to be for."

[HipChick]

12. Bullies are cowards when confronted..

He's a yellow belly for sure

No accountability...no I made mistake..

He's toast...

[bdamomma]

35. I want

him to be confronted more to the point of his blowing up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Someone was bound to ask him about drinking bleach.

He might have to lay low for awhile, but that will be hard for him to handle. He needs to be on TV if he can't hold rallies - expect epic rage-tweeting soon.

[C_U_L8R]

14. The squire of gothos throws another tantrum?

Isn't bedtime for this bozo?

[MineralMan]

15. Good night, Donald...

[3catwoman3]

31. Excellent Trek reference.

[Eliot Rosewater]

16. Purposely killing as many Americans as you can is hard work.

[handmade34]

17. what I wish it read like...

Donald J. Trump Has Fled the White House!
I doubt he will return. He cannot handle this.


….then we could get on with recovery...

[malaise]

18. Delish

[underpants]

19. My response from malaise's thread. WHAAAAT?!?

HE DIDN'T TAKE QUESTIONS!!?!??
We had dinner and we were going to sit back and watch the questions before game night tonight.

I usually don’t leave the TV on in the den but my wife said to. I was hearing Wolf and thought they must be doing their break in thing. Came back in to the kitchen ( it’s really one big room) and saw the chryon.

I let out HE DIDNT TAKE QUESTIONS!!!!??!!?
The whole family cracked up.
“I can see why” said my daughter.

[winstars]

20. Fargo... Nice one my friend!

[Chainfire]

22. His handlers couldn't stand the thought

of him fielding questions. He is going to try to wait out the reporters. Old bone spurs is not known for courage.

[underpants]

24. We finally found out what can shut Trump's mouth

His own dumb ass

[Newest Reality]

25. Somebody captured a video of him...

Somebody captured a video of him as he ran across the White House lawn afterwards:

[Solomon]

28. It's Hands are abit too big.

[Newest Reality]

29. I know...

They were swollen from playing with disinfectants in the bathroom.

[CatWoman]

32. LOL

You beat me to it

[Totally Tunsie]

26. That's what happens when you shed light on cockroaches and bedbugs.

They turn and run.

[Blue Owl]

27. He's currently bawling into his MyPillow

n/t

[bdamomma]

37. that's a good one

[PCIntern]

38. Great!!!! Nt

[ironflange]

33. Running away, tail between his legs,

like the craven dog he is.

[Cha]

36. Doesn't "adderall" equip him for this?

I've read that's what he's on a lot of times.