DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee announced today that it has formulated a new electoral strategy they hope will not only further expand their majority in the House of Representatives and bring them closer to a majority in the Senate — if not deliver it to them — but to also sweep President Donald Trump out of office for good.
“Basically, we’re going to start phone banking and we’re going to start calling people who have donated to the president’s re-election campaign,” DNC Executive Media Contact Cheryl Meyerson told reporters in a conference call from her home due to coronavirus stay at home orders in place. “When we call them, we’re just going to ask them if they plan to protest with a few hundred of their closest klan members, and if not, why they’re being such soyboy betacuck libtard snowflakes. That ought to get them organizing a protest right away.”
Meyerson said that the DNC held a special strategy session this week after they watched hundreds of pro-Trump Americans out in force over the weekend, holding protests of COVID-19 related lockdowns. Throughout the country, several states and local municipalities have issued orders to close down most non-essential businesses and for citizens to only leave their homes when they need to shop for groceries or seek emergency medical attention. With over 18 million Americans having to file for unemployment benefits since the start of the outbreak, many Trump supporters are worried about the electoral consequences of a heavily depressed economy come November, when Americans decide whether to re-elect him again or not.
“You, me, the rest of us with IQs that are higher than the number of family members we’ve had sex with? Sure, we all get how important it is to keep flattening the curve and doing social distancing,” Meyerson said, “but the people protesting either don’t know, or apparently don’t care about asymptomatic spread of the disease. So, to them, a haircut, or a hamburger at the bar with their friends is more important than keeping people safe. We’re starting to think that maybe we should just, you know, let them protest.”
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