A variation of an oldie but goodie: Have you heard that scientists are now using Trump aides

[Atticus]

in their experiments instead of rats?

Seems there are some things that rats just won't do.

[hlthe2b]

1. Rats are genuinely much more intelligent than we give them credit for--likewise most animals.

Trump supporters? well...

[brewens]

2. Needs work. Researchers are testing trial vaccines on Trump aides rather than rats.

The reasons being, Trump aides are more easily obtained than rats, you won't become quite so attached to a Trump aid as you would a rat, and there are some thing rats just will not do.

[Stallion]

3. Even If Successful-How Will We Know they Can Be Used by Humans

[crickets]

7. Ouch. Touche'. nt

[RestoreAmerica2020]

4. Really explains Pence' expressionless, almost zombie like look--sad to say, Dr. Brix

..has seemingly volunteered to be next lab rat. It's eerie that everyone that gets close to malevolent diablo [mephistopheles] in WH seems to gets his/her soul sucked out of them or perhaps they were soulless to begin with, yet that would describe most if not all gop.

[CaptYossarian]

5. It's why Pence was picked.

Zombies eat brains, and Trump knew he'd be safe from Pence.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

6. Haha, great quip!