An incredibly dangerous world leader presently believed to be in a vegetative state, and Kim Jong Un

[George II]

Link to tweet

[Nevilledog]

1. *snort*

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Yup.

[lunatica]

3. Well actually it's more like we know than rather merely believing

[lastlib]

28. I'd put my money on the rutabaga..............

[Laelth]

4. Vegetative state? If only we were that lucky. n/t

-Laelth

[procon]

5. LOL! But... If that were true then why the hell

won't he shut the fuck up and go to sleep! PERMANENTLY, like any other vegetable.

[gibraltar72]

6. I saw what you did there.

[yonder]

7. They're both the same body shape but one has a better haircut.

[malaise]

8. Rec for the title

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. please don't insult veggies!

[Gothmog]

10. LOL

[MyOwnPeace]

11. I always think of the old question:

"Animal, vegetable, or mineral?"

And with IQ45:

[Different Drummer]

20. It is difficult to know with him.

DD

[Kaiserguy]

27. You forgot one

the one Trump is, 100% asshole.

[MyOwnPeace]

31. In a game - if I were asked the original question.........

(animal, vegetable, mineral) - if I were to answer "100% asshole - the game would be over - EVERYBODY WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER!

[keroro gunsou]

35. ahh the classics

asshole, jackoff, or scumbag. george was the king.

[riversedge]

12. ouch!

[Leghorn21]

13. I love you SO MUCH for this, George!!

[Upthevibe]

14. Very good! n/t

[kskiska]

15. I'm surprised they haven't trotted out a look-alike.

[George II]

16. They did:

[Blue Owl]

17. The only vegetable Donny loves

n/t

[Traildogbob]

21. Thought the same thing

He hates veggies. Will their story book love survive this? Probably, every wife he has had is dumb as a cucumber. As are all his White House spokes bimbos.

[niyad]

18. You nearly owed me a keyboard. Thanks!

[brer cat]

19. !

[Hermit-The-Prog]

22. Carrots should not be bottle blondes.

[Soph0571]

23. *giggles*

[IronLionZion]

24. One of them has more impact on things than the other

[AllaN01Bear]

25. trumps butt buddy dead? hopefuly that ends the missle temper tantrums .

[Peacetrain]

26. Everything trump touches dies!!!! as in the book and in this case

literally.... if I were Putin I would be writing my will about now..

[mcar]

29. ...

[Thekaspervote]

30. Ha!!

[usaf-vet]

32. There you go trumps batting 1000. Anything he touches turns to crap and dies.

Who is next the Russian, the Turkish dictator, the Saudi King, who am I missing?

[Ilsa]

44. Let's hope that whatever he's carrying has long

Incubation and prodromal periods during which iq45 sheds the virus.

"Vector Donald Trump."

[DesertRat]

33. Awesome tweet

[LudwigPastorius]

34. That little man would't be where he was if there wasn't...

a fanatical, murderous personality cult of a regime that has propped up an incompetent megalomaniac who threatens world peace and brings nothing but death and misery to his people.

...then there are the North Koreans.

[MyOwnPeace]

39. Oh, there you go..........

saying nasty things about Moscow Mitch McTurtle and his clan.
You need to do a better job of learning your place if you expect to be "OK" with "The RepubliCons!"

[Demovictory9]

36. lol

[lindysalsagal]

37. How Craig Ferguson of you!

Used that switcheroo trick at least 3 times every show!
https://twitter.com/CraigyFerg

[nevergiveup]

38. The value of those love letters will now become "priceless".

[Iggo]

40. They both seem to be in really great physical shape. (n/t)

[jimlup]

41. Probably Kim Jun Un is currently a ventilator

Note that I didn't say "On a ventilator" He fucking IS a ventilator. It could be better used anywhere other than as a stand in for Kim Jun Un. Second only to the Orange clown as the worst leader in the world.

[captain queeg]

42. I saw that one coming...

[Tarheel_Dem]

43. Hillary got jokes.

[Kali]

45. !

[LiberalLovinLug]

46. Kim Jun Un always has (had?) this bemused expression around Trump

Like he can't figure him out. Like he, along with the rest of us, are still gobsmacked that he even won. That the US citizenry ever handed him ultimate power......voluntarily! (I know I know Hillary won the pop vote) Someone so transparent and gullible to vanity and self interest over his own people. Still confused why Trump ever agreed to raise his profile by inviting him to that South Korean summit, praising him and parading him around like the esteemed world leader he desperately wants to be seen as.