A Bowling Green Story that's sure to have more legs

[malaise]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/kentucky-mayor-finds-mysterious-woman-hiding-and-possibly-living-in-the-cellar-of-his-house/ar-BB13aya6?ocid=spartanntp
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Bowling Green Mayor Bruce Wilkerson found the unidentified woman hiding in a crawlspace on Wednesday morning after he heard noises and smelled cigarette smoke outside of a property he has been renovating, WKNY-TV reported.

Wilkerson, who is a former Bowling Green Police Department officer, told the outlet he found traces of blood on the cellar door and a knapsack filled with women's clothing when he first ventured down to the basement to investigate. However, he said didn't find the woman during his initial search and he returned upstairs to continue his renovations.

The mayor told the Bowling Green Daily News that he had also called authorities to see if there were reports of a missing woman, but found there were none.

Wilkerson only came upon the woman after some of the electrical outlets in the house suddenly lost their power and he returned to the cellar for a second investigation, according to the local newspaper. He said the woman, who Wilkerson described as in her 20s with long brunette hair, told him she was "hiding from someone" before running out of the cellar and into the street.
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Was she hiding from Kellyann Conway?
I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[Bayard]

1. Well, that's just kind of......sad.

[underpants]

2. Off topic - is there a shit show today?

[malaise]

3. None was scheduled but that has happened before

Not sure the coward is prepared to face the media after the blow back from his latest remedies.
Still I hope I'm wrong

[underpants]

6. Boy I'll bet that place is full of laughs.

He’s stuck there. Not raining yet but it’s about too. Coldish and grey. No big show. No way to conquer the situation. Just sitting there with fries and diet cokes.

[tblue37]

7. No, there isn't. nt

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. What? This is not normal where you live?

I avoid Bowling Green as much as possible. Moscow Mitch and Rand Paul are welcomed there, if that gives you an idea of the overall character of the inhabitants.

[malaise]

5. ROFL

What about the massacre?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. Obviously, she's an underground resister who is still fighting the massacre aftermath.

The Coultergeist and Kakistani Conway are looking for her.

[malaise]

9. Howling with laughter

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. BG is not all bad, though ...

Gov. Beshear increases COVID-19 testing in Bowling Green

It will take about 2 seconds to read that report, followed by 30 seconds looking around to make sure that's all of it.

(That's BG's tv station, which started out broadcasting Saturday night "wrestling" when I was a kid).

[malaise]

11. Says page not found

Send a new link

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. Now it's my turn to laugh

I reopened the tab, then told it to reload from scratch and "Page Not Found".

Maybe the two sentence report was too favorable to the Democrat Beshear?

[struggle4progress]

12. +

[malaise]

14. DU is a riot