It is with deep sadness that I am forced to announce that there

[malaise]

will be no shitshow today. The lying coward is now running from questions.

[dalton99a]

1. He will make up for it tomorrow or Monday

[malaise]

2. Adding this link for the bleach ball

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213348073

[2naSalit]

29. That's perfect!

[Demovictory9]

3. shitshow just broke out on twitter

[malaise]

4. Just added the link

Christine Pelosi is hilarious

[jeffreyi]

5. Thoughts and prayers.

[ananda]

6. He'll make up for it by some new order or practice..

.. that kills and harms many people or places.

He does this at least once a day now.

[DURHAM D]

7. He is probably on his knees in the WH chapel

grieving his boyfriend Kim.

Okay...maybe that on his knees part is gross.

[llmart]

34. Gross?

I'd say it would be more of a "miracle" if that tub of lard could even get down on his knees.

[SeattleVet]

49. Getting *up* would be more of a miracle.

He has a definite gravity-assist with the 'down' action.

[MontanaMama]

72. This.

Dude can’t get up from his knees in his own.

[a kennedy]

8. Ya know......I was really enjoying him losing his cool at reporters......

DESPISE HIM TOTALLY...........

[malaise]

10. I also enjoyed the fact that the more shit he spews

the more his poll numbers sink

[a kennedy]

12. I know.....loved it.

[PatSeg]

39. You know, I did too in some regards,

but the stress levels of seeing him every day have been off the chart. I tried not to watch, but always felt I needed to be witness to this insane moment in history. Not seeing him will be better, but I will be concerned about what he is doing behind the scenes. That could be more stressful. At least when he was in front of the cameras, we didn't have to guess.

[SWBTATTReg]

9. Thank god. He walked right into it, and doesn't seem to realize that his idiotic responses...

are the source of his troubles. Lying coward is a perfect description of this worthless and grossly incompetent idiot.

[malaise]

11. It is because he thinks he can use the same old tired shtick

with Covid-19 - it has been an epic failure and he has no way out of this one

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I am predicting some epic rage-tweeting to make up for it.

[brewens]

14. It is an extreme eat shit moment for Trump and his followers. He's been being told by some of his

allies to STFU and stop the campaign pressers, or at least let the grownups do their jobs.

I advocate the media and everyone else relentlessly ridicule him for running and being a coward. Media should set up rolling the vid and laughing at him, over and over.

I think he'll eventually go right back to thinking only he can turn things around and start back up with his Sycophant Circus.

[malaise]

19. only he can turn things

Only he can fix it - NOT! It's hilarious

[brewens]

23. Anyone that saw me on my morning walk yesterday probably wondered what the shit eating grin was all

about. It's one of those things that is so funny, I couldn't get over it! I was still chuckling to myself half the day.

[malaise]

25. Same here but I wasn't the only one laughing

hoisted by his own petard.
It's even more hilarious watching him deny what we have on tape

[JohnnyLib2]

15. Bet he considers this punishment for the evil press corps.

Imagine, withholding his very presence and genius. "That's teach 'em."

[malaise]

24. He really believes that they should not ask hostile questions

related to almost 52,000 deaths.

He is mentally deranged

[shanti]

16. Good!

I'm tired of yelling, "shut the fuck up!" at the teevee!

[lastlib]

74. I'm tired of shooting at it with my fingers every time his fugly mug comes on.

[Kingofalldems]

17. And the POS can't play golf tomorrow---all day rain.

[Mendocino]

60. He's easy to occupy

with golf and MAGA rallies.

[lunatica]

18. I bet he'll spend all weekend plotting a horrible revenge

We have to suffer real hard for not believing he’s god’s chosen. Boy oh boy!

[cwydro]

20. I've watched exactly one.

Glad no one has to watch today.

[ornotna]

21. That's a shame.

Some people are saying that your announcements were the best, very powerful.

[nitpicker]

22. His staff have been pushing for him to lay low

A few more bleach moments may mean some won't vote for him again.

[chillfactor]

26. enjoying the quiet!

[thucythucy]

27. Relax. It's just his bone spurs acting up again.

It's an old war wound--his war on the truth.

[bluestarone]

28. Next conference will be without

QUESTIONS!!

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. I think he will start putting videos on the White House website

That way, the staff can edit out the most idiotic crap. It's how The Apprentice was done, after all, and he needs the comfort of back when he fooled more of the people. They'll have a bullshit excuse like "reporters refused to turn up, saying they had to sit further apart". It'll be more of the crap he showed in that one last week.

Sinclair stations will carry them in full; Fox News will, if they can get something in return. The Klorox Klan will demand all channels do, and make it part of their Official Grievance when the real news stations don't.

[malaise]

35. He might but I suspect that this horse

'done' bolt. No way they can get that stable genius back inside the stable.
His credibility committed suicide on his metaphorical 5th Avenue. That won't be coming back.

[lpbk2713]

31. It was either that or golf.

He chose golf.

[DemoTex]

32. A day without a Trump shitshow is like a day without ..

A day without a Trump shitshow is like a day without an abscessed anal fistula. Know what I mean, Vern?

[malaise]

36. ROFL

[SunSeeker]

57. ...

[stillcool]

33. I read there having car races..

in some state this weekend. Maybe Trump can do a rally there tomorrow! He needs a stage with his fans.

[malaise]

40. Ah well after handing out will them he'll probably tell us that

drinking gasoline will cure Covid-19

[IcyPeas]

37. shitshow summary

more tests than anyone in the world
best tests than anyone in the world
it's like a q-tip
king of ventilators
world leaders have called me
the cupboards were bare
you're fake news
economy is going to skyrocket
governors have called me to thank me
nobody ever heard of this except in 1917 when the 1918 flu hit
mike pence is doing a terrific job, he hasn't slept....
we are investigating chyna

[malaise]

44. ROFL - very good

but you forgot greatest economy in the history of the world

[The Magistrate]

38. I Give Him To Wednesday, Ma'am

Three days is about the point at which lack of any habitual intoxicant begins to cause intolerable distress, and two days beyond that is about the longest staff could be expected to hold the babbling junkie back from renewing his self-destructive behavior....


"Defeat of a dangerous enemy is something to be for."

[malaise]

45. I hope so

He needs to be out there dropping in the polls

[The Magistrate]

46. I Agree, Ma'am

It was just what a revolting spectacle he provided that made them quite useful to our cause.


"Defeat of a dangerous enemy is something to be for."

[mercuryblues]

41. They probably slipped him some xanax to shut him up

I know I would

[Progressive dog]

42. I was looking forward to seeing the best parts

on the news. I bet he'll be back for the TV ratings pretty quickly.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

43. Andy had his press conference.....

Think I got a bit of a crush....

[malaise]

47. I think he's the reason the Con will return to the podium

He can't tolerate Andy outshining him every fugging day

[Lady Freedom Returns]

52. ...

[malaise]

55. Love Randy

[Dave in VA]

48. This is usually when the orange hemorrhoid

bails on his businesses. Leaving the banks and/or lawyers to clean up his mess. But he can't do that this time and he doesn't know what to do from here on. This is uncharted territory of the orange son of a mitch!

Now we democrats need to tie every single one of his enablers to his sorry ass! Don't let up the pressure on them. Every one of them that have made excuses for him for the last 4 years need to go down on this rat infested barge right along with their heavenly chosen leader!

Fuck them all!

Sorry, rant over...

[malaise]

50. Who says he can't

Don't rule that out. It is always about him

[marble falls]

51. He's addicted to it. He'll forgive himself in a couple of days and he'll be back at it.

[Elwood P Dowd]

54. Some of his brilliant cabinet scientists like Rick Perry and Betsy DeLost will brief him on the new

cure using nuclear waste mixed with castor oil, and Old Fat Donald will be back on the air in no time.

[marble falls]

62. That might describe the only way to make Donnie Two Scoops 'brighter'.

[Elwood P Dowd]

66. And lighter.

[marble falls]

70. Milania could use him as a night-lite.

[ailsagirl]

53. Damn!

What am I supposed to watch??

[Elwood P Dowd]

56. His new TV show.

[malaise]

59. Getting up off the floor

Shitshow is the word

[Elwood P Dowd]

61. The highest IQ in that bunch is setting in the back.

Wanna' guess which one?

[malaise]

63. Fauci?

[Elwood P Dowd]

65. Is that the dog's name?

[malaise]

69. Hehehehehe

[malaise]

79. LOL

Good one

[yellowdogintexas]

78. I think "granny" is actually Jeff Sessions. There is a marked resemblance

And you are right: the one in the middle on the back seat is the smartest

[nolabear]

58. I knew my afternoon had been unusually pleasant.

Jazzfesting in Place and no shitshow. Ahhhhhhhh...

[malaise]

64. Enjoy

[marieo1]

67. He should resign

Good.....I hope he realizes what a clown we all think he is!!! If he had any decency, he would resign!!!

[gab13by13]

68. Just imagine what Helen Thomas would have done to him.

[malaise]

77. Can you just imagine that -

or Molly Ivins

[Blue Owl]

71. Was starting to feel like an ELP song gone bad

"Welcome back my friends to the shitshow that never ends..."

[lark]

73. He tries to keep his fuckery hidden, like personally profiteering from PPE, but he screwed the pooch

He forgot to engage his brain to shut his mouth and just ran on and on as the murderous lies and idiocy got worse and worse. Now he's mad that the entire world is laughing at his total stupidity so he's not going to play. He'd rather sulk alone than ever tell it straight to us, because his intentions are terrible and he has to hide them or he might actually face accountability for once.

[Scarsdale]

75. Oh, no.

Who will he declare war on, to keep him in the headlines, and the virus OUT? We all know how things go when Donnie does not get his ratings for his briefings.

[pazzyanne]

76. Sending congratulations to our nation.

We need a virtual party!

[IronLionZion]

80. There's a shitshow every day

we may not see it, but it keeps piling up higher and deeper

[malaise]

81. True

[Joinfortmill]

82. He's a bully and a coward. Can't take it.

[malaise]

83. And he's still attacking the media

but don't expect one word of sympathy for the over 55,000 dead Americans

[wendyb-NC]

84. No problem. I I already watched Governor Cuomo

give his daily briefing.