What will Trump be watching tomorrow?

[mia]

Link to tweet

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. No way will he be watching a Mass from St. Patrick's.

He's not going to bother watching anything on TV that's not about him, and church services involve literally worshiping someone who's not him (just some loser who got himself executed). That won't do at all.

[mia]

3. Well said.

I wonder where he'll find some good news about himself.

[NanceGreggs]

7. He prefers saviours ...

... who don't get crucified.

[sop]

2. No way did Trump write this. Someone's trying to rehabilitate his reputation.

[dalton99a]

5. +1. Not him.

[struggle4progress]

4. "I'm the President, so I'm going to ask for some time to speak there, maybe instead

of them doing that thing they do with the little crackers and wine"

[dalton99a]

6. "I will make your ratings go through the roof. My ratings are the best. That disgraceful pope

that you have should thank me!"

[Blue Owl]

8. Donnie will claim his attendance was perfect