The Twit tweets: I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven't left the White House

[demmiblue]

I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven’t left the White House in many months (except to launch Hospital Ship Comfort) in order to take care of Trade Deals, Military Rebuilding etc., and then I read a phony story in the failing @nytimes about my work.....

....schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamberger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned. Anything to demean!

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[PCIntern]

1. Tweet deleted unfortunately.

[Goodheart]

3. Did somebody come along and slap him aside his head?

"I thought I told you to keep hidden!!!!!!!"

[demtenjeep]

4. he still hasn't learned to spell Hamburger

see if you can spot it

[demmiblue]

6. Reposted (what a dumbass):

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[Botany]

10. Grammar much?

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I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom.

I am often in the oval office until late at night doing my reading. However, I am now seeing false stories about where I was at,
what I had been doing, and my diet.

(BTW there is no way to clean up don's gibberish.)

[PatSeg]

47. He should get a "noble" prize

for his tireless work on Covid-19!

[Botany]

48. So many errors in his writing it makes it almost impossible to find them all.

n/t

[PatSeg]

49. And he's getting worse

as he becomes unraveled.

[Botany]

51. No point telling him that writers get Pulitzer Prizes and scientists, economists, social ....

.... scientists, and or governmental/social leaders CAN get a Nobel Prize.

I hope Greta Thunberg gets one this year.

[PatSeg]

52. Wouldn't that be great!

It would push the man over the edge.

[renate]

2. That tweet is unavailable now... was it real?

I hate that I have to ask.

[Claustrum]

5. I am not aware of hating watching CNN, MSNBC and Fox Noise is work

[yonder]

7. And just yesterday he said the "Lamestream gets record ratings" (paraphrase),

while today the NYT is "failing". Again.

[stillcool]

35. the only ratings that count to him..

are for his televised performances.

[Disaffected]

8. "People with me are always stunned"

Well, he didn't lie about that.

[demmiblue]

9. Lol... now he is attacking the "Noble" Committee:

When will all of the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so that they can be given....

....to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the Prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along....

....Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee Act? Better be fast!

[tulipsandroses]

13. Americans are still dying, thousands of hungry people are lining up

at food pantries and you have nothing better to do but whine about your damn self once again.

[Botany]

15. Don's Authentic Frontier Gibberish

He wrote that?

25th amendment time .... I guarantee that tweet will be taken down PDQ.

[niyad]

21. When was this gibberish written? Hey putin's puppet, your own party's majority Senate Intel

cmte. Validated the IC's findings, validated the Mueller report.

PLEASE BE GOOD ENOUGH TO TELL US EXACTLY WHAT LAWS WERE BROKEN.?

Oh, I almost forgot! The NOBEL committee ignored you, that was it.

[karynnj]

32. In addition to being inaccurate and incoherent, he confuses Pulitzer prices for Nobel, not noble,

Prize. So much confusion to fit in one brain! There is no nobel Prize for journalism.

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. Gotten 😜 under fraud is how you became the pResident, donnie death.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. He's quoting Steppenwolf now?

If I should go astray and say "I lost my way" nobody would know me
But if I don't believe I can and still say "Hear my plan"
Somebody would follow just because it's free

We're all Hippos rollin' down the river
Sometimes we can't touch the ground
Like Hippos slidin' in the water
Somehow we're stompin' around

Now you can see me lyin' down in my swamp
Any time I feel disgusted
You'll see me do the hippo stomp
Hey! Hey! You can try it when you're feelin' blue

If you should go astray and say "I lost my way" nobody will know you
But if you don't believe you can and still say "I'm your man"
Somebody will follow just because it's free

We're all Hippos rollin' down the river
Sometimes we can't touch the ground
Like Hippos slidin' in the water
Somehow we're stompin' around

You stop and watch me while you're out on your midnite romp
And I can feel the silent question
What the heck is the Hippo Stomp?

Let me answer you and let me tell ya true
Just how I feel when I'm down
Sometimes I wonder
You'll see me stumblin' around
But you just point and stare

Come on let me hear ya
Somewhere there's a voice down inside
And when you find it let it teach you how to ask the question "why"

Just because we live together
We don't have to like each other
So please don't fall asleep on me again

Nobody, nobody, nobody knows for sure
You just might never wake up from the dream

Hey! Speak up let me hear ya, yea..

Let me show you 'round the reservation

I know my way around these parts
I've lived here long enough
Now you can have a taste, an indication
Of things and times to come

If you should go astray and say "I lost my way" nobody will know you
But if you don't believe you can and still say "I'm your man"
Somebody will follow just because it's free

Early in the morning, late at night
Somebody seems to know just how this thing works right
'Cause every time I come around the corner somebody's looking out my door
He's been snoopin' like a hound
I'll grab his neck and shake him on down

We're all Hippos rollin' down the river
Sometimes we can't touch the ground
Like Hippos slidin' in the water
Somehow we're stompin' around

[ismnotwasm]

16. I love Steppenwolf

[Hermit-The-Prog]

31. This one, from the same album, might fit that narcissistic parasite better ...

[world wide wally]

12. Whiney.little bitch

[Gothmog]

14. I love this tweet that trump deleted

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[Blue Owl]

17. What a hot mess

n/t

[Alex4Martinez]

18. There are no deletions that I can see, ya'll need to just go to his Twitter feed.....

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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[demmiblue]

20. ...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213351603#post6

[nolabear]

19. And he STILL can't spell "hamburger."

Have I ever mentioned that he’s a dumbass?

[spanone]

22. HE'S FUCKING BONKERS!!!!!

[demmiblue]

23. He is probably jonesing for a press meeting.

[Botany]

24. Trump, "I am the hardest working President in history."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213351794

Batcrap crazy!

[uponit7771]

53. +1

[niyad]

25. Hey, donnie bodybags, you were in Colorado Springs on Feb.20th. You held rallies, went golfing

In March. That is NPT "many months". And, again I point out, you say you have "total authority", so who is holding you captive?

Two words will free you, you whiney
little orange snowflake. TWO!! They are, "l RESIGN"

[Botany]

27. Donnie Bodybags .... they died of the Orange Trump Virus.

"I am a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history."

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[niyad]

30. There are I words, many of which would net me a visit from the suits.

[demmiblue]

26. Brian Stelter: 54,000 dead, and he went on a misspelled rant about "Noble Prizes."

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

34. That horrific timer needs to be applied to everything Loser Donnie Bodybags does from now on.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

36. How about making that an OP? As Americans die, Loser Donnie Bodybags tweets

We can't actually toll the bells 55,000 times or it would cause cities to crumble, but every time Loser Donnie Bodybags tweets or speaks on camera, it should be marked with the count.

[Gothmog]

28. Earlier it was "hamberger." Now it's the "Noble" prize. He is just SOOO fucking dumb

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[Talitha]

29. What a waste of Diet Cokes.

[SoonerPride]

33. He should inject them

[DesertRat]

37. He lies about everything. He had a rally in Charlotte last month

"haven’t left the White House in many months"

[captain queeg]

38. The Newsweek cover is about 150lbs behind

He could barely fit his far ass into a regular recliner, certainly couldn’t get back up without help.

And I wasn’t aware he “launched” a hospital ship. I wonder how many people became ill as a result of his little publicity stunt.

[Gothmog]

39. From the Hoarse Whisperer

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[Crunchy Frog]

40. Weeks feel like months to him, and he can't distinguish his feelings from reality.

[superpatriotman]

41. Professional Victim

Melting snowflake

[BlueLucy]

43. Why do we need to see his tweets here?

He gets enough media coverage. If we want to read his tweets, we know where to find them.

[irisblue]

45. So we can point and laugh, among other things. Welcome to DU

[irisblue]

44. And from Daniel Dale

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[turbinetree]

46. Heard your pissed off about journalist getting the "noble" prize.............and that you go full

time Howard Beal because your still thinking about Obama getting one...............is that what keeps you up at night during a fucking pandemic eating snacks..................nope..............I am going to look on E-Bay to see if they sell rubber helmets...........you look like a 2 & 3/8 hat size that you may want...............

[lpbk2713]

50. Dumbass has a very loose interpretation of "work".

Hours at a time on Twitter is not work.

[madinmaryland]

54. Masturbating is hard work when you have mushroom sized penis. nt