1. He misspells Nobel 4 times in 3 rage tweets. 2. It's Pulitzer. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[nolabear]

Link to tweet

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[Kali]

1. omg

[SharonAnn]

52. And "the other side" would be us? The United States Republican Party did the crimes?

He's crazy.

[SoonerPride]

2. Donny Dumbfuck has a sad.

he is really just the worst

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

3. How about a Nobel Stupid award. An award The Dumpster can win. n/t

[struggle4progress]

6. His bleach and very powerful light notion might deserve an Ignoble Prize

[klook]

10. LOL

[lsewpershad]

50. Maybe he can

swallow some of this.

[Brother Buzz]

4. Some yahoos believe he's a road scholar, too

[Blue Owl]

13. He did graduate Maga Cum Fraude

n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

14. his degree is Mega Fuck Up

[Delmette2.0]

46. And his minor was in FUBAR.

[Cirque du So-What]

16. More like

Road Apple.

[Brother Buzz]

20. The orange anus is a city boy and wouldn't know a road apple if it bit him in the butt

Now, the delinquent knows something about alley apples, and he's almost as smart as one.

[RVN VET71]

53. Not just any but many roads.

[Ilsa]

5. What a maroon.

[Backseat Driver]

22. Oh boy...a swamp creature?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroons (color)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroons (people)

[Ilsa]

24. That's a new one for me.

Never heard of maroon as anything but a brownish red color and how Bugs Bunny said moron. Is this comm9nly know, or am I just ignorant/naive?

[Backseat Driver]

35. You are neither - remember

when Bugs' language was voiced and the intended audience. I remember having Viewmaster slide cartridges for Little Black Sambo and never thought of the alternate viewpoints that succeeded that story...nor anything weird about being abandoned on some isolated uninhabited place, marine or a "safe" (for/from whom) location in swamp land; in fact, I never had a thought about persecuted people of color defined as red, brown, or mixed.

https://www.saada.org/tides/article/little-black-sambo

Nevertheless, I love finding and decoding our language in its origins.

[SergeStorms]

42. Or that these people...

were probably 'marooned' on those islands and in those places?

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Martina Navratilova replies, setting up the perfect punchline

Link to tweet

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. That's so pathetic.

I think his tiny brain is fixated on Nobel Prizes because he wants (and will not get) the Peace Prize so very desperately, even though he can't spell it. Anyhow, if he can't spell Nobel do we really expect him to be able to spell Pulitzer?

[Captain Zero]

68. If he won a Nobel he would probably go to

St. Louis to pick it up.

[guillaumeb]

9. PEWlitzer?

[Backseat Driver]

19. Would that not be PUGHlitzer?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pugh

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pew

OTOH: An insecure page on the web: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2015/02/p-u-means-stink-origins-smelly-words/

Often used to accuse someone of exceeding his allotted level of funk, P.U. is, surprisingly, not an acronym, but, rather, likely was derived simply from the pronunciation of its parent word.

Dating back to the early 17th century, a common exclamation of contempt for a foul odor was pyoo. As English spelling had yet to become standardized, this word was also written as pue, peugh, pew and pue. Although each variant was correctly pronounced pyü, often in practice, and particularly to express outrage, both syllables were stretched out with the pronunciation: pē-‘ū (pee-YOU), which, over the years, has been changed into P.U.

As for where the 17th century versions came from, this is anybody’s guess, with some linguists postulating that perhaps it came from the Latin “puteo,” meaning “stink, rotten, putrid.”

If you’re wondering about the origins of some of the other of the many words we have to describe things that smell bad, stink dates back to the mid-13th century, as does smell (although smelly is a relatively recent invention, first being seen in the mid-19th century).

Stench dates to the dawn of the 13th century and derives from Proto-Germanic, *stankwiz, and is related to the Old High German stanch, as well as the Old Saxon, stanc.

Fetid was a child of the Latin word fetidus, and dates back to the early 15th century, as does its cousin (now in disuse), fetor.

Reek, which originally was a verb meaning “to smoke,” took on the connotation of “to smell bad” in the 17th century.

Meaning just “a smell or scent,” odor entered the English language about 1300 and came from the Old French odor and the Anglo-French, odour, themselves children of the Latin word, odor, of the same meaning.

Redolent, also doesn’t necessarily mean a bad odor, and it dates back to the early 15th century and Old French, as well as the Latin word, redolentem.

Malodorous, was created in the 19th century by simply combining the common prefix, mal-, with odorous.

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Draino Don strikes again.

[Arkansas Granny]

12. He's totally lost it.

[Botany]

15. He is busy eating "hambergers."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13351637

[Talitha]

17. "Russia, Russia, Russia"

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"

[ornotna]

21. Bingo!

[tanyev]

18. Here you go, Donny, you've won a Noble Pee Prize.

[malaise]

26. Peefect

[JPbelgium]

27. I wish to register a complaint...

...against the blatant plagiarism and abuse of an national symbol.


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[tanyev]

31. It's an homage!

[rurallib]

23. Which reporters were wrong beside FUX and ONN?

They didn't get any Nobels or nobles.

[Takket]

25. The moment Biden is sworn in, i'm still confident Robert Mueller is going to settle this Russia

thing......

[CaptYossarian]

28. Scott Walker did the same.

When introducing MLK's daughter.

[fishwax]

29. I'm sure he's just being sarcastic

[DesertRat]

30. No tweets or acknowledgement of Melania's (50th) birthday today?

I thought the happy couple might be enjoying the day together.

[tanyev]

32. The only present Melania asked for is to not have to see him today.

[DesertRat]

38. That sounds about right!

[DENVERPOPS]

44. She could give him

a present of Divorce Papers.........Makes you wonder why she has not done so all these years????????
Maybe she knows that he is worth nothing, she and Barron would be destitute.......
but then, Hey, she grew it, she can chew it.........
She wanted her uber wealthy lifestyle, she was foolish to think she wouldn't pay for it the rest of her life.......
She sold herself out, and is truly nothing more than a extremely high priced escort.......

[tanyev]

58. I thought she was on the verge of doing so and then he 'won' the election.

A new $$ agreement was negotiated to procure her services as FLOTUS for 4 years.

[SergeStorms]

45. At least her kidneys look healthy in that pic.

I'm glad all that surgery healed those 'kidneys' and got rid of those wrinkles around her eyes.

[Ms. Toad]

60. He tweeted to her.

Link to tweet

[DesertRat]

62. Talk about social distancing

They probably weren't in the same zip code today.

[Ms. Toad]

64. Would you want to be in the same zip code with him? n/t

[niyad]

65. Hey, at least he remembered and got her name right this time.

[ironflange]

33. There's a Nobel for journalism?

We learn something new from Dumb Donald every day, it seems.

[Gothmog]

34. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Dirty Socialist]

36. From a former college instructor

“Stupidest son of a bitch I ever taught”

[kairos12]

37. That's what you get when you ingest cake--urinal cake.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

39. U.S. death toll tops 54,000 as Loser Donnie Bodybags whines about himself

Link to tweet

[johnnyfins]

40. DONT FALL FOR THIS

He knows how to spell Nobel and.he knows its really a Pulitzer he is talking about. He is horseshitting. ANYTHING to get the press off of "Disinfectant". He is doing it on purpose. Especially since all of the reporting on the Mueller investigation was proven true.

[oldsoftie]

47. No, he really IS that stupid.

I know people who actually think all his stupid shit IS an act, just to "mess with the media". No. He really IS that stupid.

[ALBliberal]

55. If he actually does know these things and is

playing dumb.... maybe he is setting himself up for the 25th. Anything to get out of the job. He may also be setting himself up for a not-guilty by reason of insanity plea for all those state prosecutors who will be coming after him when he is CRUSHED in November.

[vapor2]

41. Looks like he is self destructing

[Yavin4]

43. Ivy. League. Graduate.

I will just leave this here.

[C Moon]

48. "it's the other side who committed the crimes" ??? Hmmm.

Is he giving us another clue as to what Putin and Trump and McConnell have coming down the pipeline?

[SharonAnn]

54. I noticed that. It must refer to the GOP.

[Beartracks]

49. Tweeting a dead horse, Trump. n/t

[dalton99a]

51. Whatever, dumb ass

[mahatmakanejeeves]

56. 1) Based on today's Twitter meltdown, I think we may have underestimated the narcissistic injury ...

Kevin M. Kruse Retweeted

1) Based on today's Twitter meltdown, I think we may have underestimated the narcissistic injury the widespread mocking of Trump's disinfectant comments. This was not criticism -- it was mocking. That's intolerable.

Link to tweet

[nolabear]

57. It's what he spends his whole life fearing.

[SharonAnn]

59. Ha! He deleted it! Too bad because it was a Duzy.

[Kali]

61. oh my

really?

[ecstatic]

63. I had to find the screenshot

I found it on this very helpful article: https://www.mediaite.com/donald-trump/trump-tries-again-to-use-sarcasm-defense-after-noble-prize-tweet-flub/

Link to tweet

?s=20

[niyad]

66. He was being sarcastic, and we just are too stupid to understand.

[Iggo]

67. He's trying something.

"See? Look. I'm joking again. Just like last time. But I'm smarter than you. That's why you don't get it."