Trump, "I am the hardest working President in history."

[Botany]

Link to tweet

"I am a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history."

Link to tweet

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. And he golfs at the same time! Amazing!

[dhol82]

2. We are soooooo doomed.

[guillaumeb]

3. Trump is working very hard to cover up his crimes and lies.

So in that sense, he is correct.

[Newest Reality]

9. +1000

(may I add, destroy the country as well?)

[guillaumeb]

16. Of course you may. eom

[customerserviceguy]

25. There's an old saying

"Working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor." Maybe that's what His Lardship is referring to.

[guillaumeb]

42. I never heard of that one.

But it does fit.

[Siwsan]

4. Is he sundowning early, today?

His lunacy always seems to peak in the late afternoons and early evening.

[John1956PA]

8. +1

[Botany]

11. No he is busy eating "hambergers"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13351637

[niyad]

28. Excellent point

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

5. Yup. TV watching is very hard work for The Dumpster. n/t

[exboyfil]

6. And his cultists believe it

[Aristus]

7. So he's the James Brown of Presidents?

That explains the skeevy behavior towards women...

[Solomon]

20. Why did you have to shit on James Brown?

[Blue Owl]

10. No other president loved the smell of his own farts more than him

n/t

[Ilsa]

12. Says the creep who typically doesn't show up to the Oval until noon. nt

[leftieNanner]

17. It all counts as work, doesn't it?

That remote button doesn't push itself, ya know.

[Solly Mack]

13. Someone is huffing the disinfectants.

[leftieNanner]

14. Watching television for 7 hours a day does not count as working

My husband had a manager in an old job who would "think about work" while driving in to the office. He would put that time on his time card and often try to charge the time to various clients' projects. He tried it once with one of my husband's clients - note I said ONCE.

Needless to say, he didn't last there very long. Sure with we could fire Donnie!

[LuckyCharms]

15. He hasn't been able to get hard since Ivanka was age 9.

[stillcool]

18. the GOP had gotten more done..

that's for sure. He has to check in with Putin, watch tv, tweet, sign whatever is put in front of him, and golf. Probably the most work he has ever done in his long con of a life.

[Newest Reality]

19. And me?

I am the Emperor of Commoners and my workload is herculean. The sweat drips like an endless rainstorm from my knitted brow as I toil incessantly. My muscles throb and ache from my endless efforts for the sake of my people, whom I do everything for.

I dig fifty trenches a day with a shovel and faster than a locomotive and then I leap tall buildings with a single bound. I'm a bird...I'm a plane.

[Gothmog]

21. Earlier it was "hamberger." Now it's the "Noble" prize. He is just SOOO fucking dumb

Link to tweet

[niyad]

31. And' as other DU'ers have pointed out, they are Pulitzers, not Nobels

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[denem]

43. Putzilers

[niyad]

46. I saw that just as I came in. Thanks.

[malaise]

22. He LYSOL

the time :vilgrin:

[Demsrule86]

23. OT, I saw Candace Owen a former Sander supporter giving her all for Trump...and hating on Democrats

[kentuck]

24. He's also the lyingest-ass president in history...

Which means nobody can believe a word he says.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. Pretty lame attempt at comic relief by him.

[central scrutinizer]

27. If you define "done"

As demolishing a once great country, then yes, there’s barely a brick left standing

[duforsure]

29. He's saying this projecting

Because he knows he's the laziest and dumbest president, so he tries to project his lies , the opposite of the truth.

[kentuck]

30. He was just being "sarcastic"..

You didn't know?

[nakocal]

32. Worthless president

Unfortunately his supporters are so fucking disconnected from reality that they believe him.

[Cha]

33. "Hardest Working" at LYING, Assface.

[Botany]

34. Donny Bodybags ... they died of the Orange Trump Virus

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[Goodheart]

35. WON'T YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goodheart]

38. If FDR had delivered his address trump-style

"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan, and I responded better than anybody in history."

Or Churchill:

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was my finest hour."

[Gothmog]

36. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Hermit-The-Prog]

37. What was the U.S. death toll when Loser Donnie Bodybags tweeted this?

[Progressive dog]

39. Trump never learned what "work" is.

[Tenngal]

40. Disgusting

I'd like to lock his ass in a room with a real man for about 30 min of butt kicking......

[SamKnause]

41. He has worked harder than any other president to destroy this country from within.

He has done more damage in 3 1/2 years than any other president.

He destroyed the republican party.

He started his own cult.

He appointed cult members in the top spots of government.

He has his own state media.

He is the most corrupt president in the history of this country.

He has told more lies than any other president in the history of this country.

He has appointed more unqualified judges than any other president in history.

I would say he has worked hard and has been very successful at attaining his goals.

He is the most anti-American president in the history of this country.

[mvd]

47. Brilliant!

This should be an OP on the greatest page.

[Wounded Bear]

44. Yeah, he's hardly working all right...

[Bucky]

45. Working hard on my last nerve