BROKEN: Jarvanka Enterprises Introduces Branded Body Bags

[MineralMan]

Details to be announced Monday

[Iliyah]

1. I would not put it pass them . . . .

t-rump and family are pure opportunistic.

[Newest Reality]

2. Well,

We can assume they will at least be designer bags, or at least the high-end ones.

Now, about that trademark for coffins that Princess Electra, (Ivanka) applied for in China?

"Let death be stylish again! Not just a box."

[Karadeniz]

3. Don't give them ideas...

[leftieNanner]

4. Yeah but

She will steal the design from someone else.

[MineralMan]

5. Well, of course

[stillcool]

6. it's all the rage..

[Funtatlaguy]

7. I vanka everyone to die in style.