"Does sarcasm ever work?" Trump April 26, 2020, 7:34pm eastern US time

[irisblue]

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[bearsfootball516]

1. Trump's done this thousands of times in the last three and a half years

1. Make idiotic mistake

2. Media calls out the mistake and he’s embarrassed

3. Trump tries to pretend that he made the mistake on purpose, and everybody who believed him is an idiot.

4. Wait a day, then repeat to step 1.

[John Fante]

2. The cheese has definitely slid off this boy's cracker.

Edit: I get it now, Shithead misspelled "Nobel" and is desperately trying to save face. Typical.

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. He is crackers. Gone completely crackers.

[Generic Brad]

13. He also thinks the Nobel is the Pulitzer

And it was cheese that started this.

He was originally taking umbrage to a report that he spends his nights alone in bed with a Diet Coke and Cheeseburgers.

[Make7]

18. Isn't it spelled 'Pulitzer'?

When will all of the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so that they can be given....

....to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the Prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along....

....Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee Act? Better be fast!

https://web.archive.org/web/20200426183705/https:/twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1254479607627231232

[Lock him up.]

3. Live video tapes are noble...

Reporters who fold as soon as he bullies them instead of standing up for the truth aren't.

[WVreaper]

4. Not when over fifty thousand americans have died because y0pu don't have a clue.

Sarcasm never works.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Donnie Baby, Noel Coward you ain't !

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. OMG. Just Stop.

[FightingIrish]

7. George Conway's reply was priceless

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[irisblue]

10. The BBC is doing it's overnight news to the world, it's near 1am in London

🎶🎵"I started a joke, that started the whole world laughing... 🎵🎶

The whole globe is going to hear about this.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. How many hours did it take him to come up with that lame, pathetic

attempt at damage control? Or did one of the WH minions write it for him?

[Maraya1969]

11. I almost feel embarrassed for him. Or the whole thing is just embarrassing.

If that was me I would run and hide and not want to show my face again for a long time.

And the thing is, I might have spelled the word wrong too as I am a really terrible speller. But I would know to look it up! Especially if I was president of the damn United States I would have someone check my tweets before I shot them out to the whole word! Why doesn't he even think to do that?

And how does he end up writing hamberger without seeing the red line underneath and doing a spell check?

[dalton99a]

12. Ok, keep talking

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14. I get it! Turns out he's not stupid! He's a genius smart people are far too stupid to understand!

<-- does this ever work????

[AnotherMother4Peace]

15. trump sounds like a first grader. nt

[musclecar6]

16. Typical Trump

Always but always trying to manipulate and bullshit his way out of the incessant gaffes he is famous for. He never stops being the sleazy amoral car salesman for stupid and/or naive people.

[stillcool]

17. what was their excuse for his Doctoring?

he used the word 'demean' today, and now 'sarcasm'. Big words for the little guy.

[unblock]

20. The giveaway is, we're supposed to believe he knows how to use a dictionary??

Or even, what a dictionary is??

[unblock]

19. schrodinger's douchebag strikes again!

[Major Nikon]

24. Schrodinger's douchebag

[oasis]

21. Dumbass

Deplorables picked the perfect leader to follow.

[Wounded Bear]

22. Only people with credibility can really do sarcasm effectively...

It's hard to recognize sarcasm from someone who lies all the time.

[JDC]

23. He is insane. That's what this is.