Pavlovitz calls it perfectly, as usual

[StarfishSaver]

Link to tweet

Man: Hi, I'm a politician running against Hitler.
Group: Earn our vote!
Man: I'm running against Hitler and I can stop Hitler.
Group: Move left or else!
Man: I mean, sure we can talk about my policies—but you know the other guy is Hitler, right?
Group: We're still undecided.

[HarlanPepper]

1. Pure gold and illustrates why I can't stand dead enders

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Nailed it. I really like Pavlovitz.

[central scrutinizer]

3. Another analogy (David Sedaris, 2008)

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

[Martin Eden]

5. I had forgotten that one.

[brer cat]

4. K&R

[stopdiggin]

6. Nope. Gonna' have to EARN my vote!

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(yeah .. we're kind of piling on a little bit. but they totally deserve it!)

[ffr]

7. It's only taken 55,000 dead Americans, thus far, for it to sink in; republican political experiment

gone bad.

[LiberalLovinLug]

8. continued.....

Group: We'd like to get some promises for even better policies for average workers, assurances you won't touch SS, increase min wage. You know, things that the majority of voters want anyways. And you are the only ones that we can turn to.

Man: Shut up, now is not the time.

Group: When is the right time?

Man: We're still undecided. We'll let you know after the election

[mcar]

9. Yep, this is it