It's a thank you fest. They walk up, thank Trump, say

[Solly Mack]

a few words, then the next one pops up. Some have thanked Trump again before walking away.

I am talking about the press briefing currently taking place at the WH with President Tide Pod.

[Mossfern]

1. It feeds

his narcissistic supply.

[Solly Mack]

4. Yep. Guess he needed a boost after all that sarcasm.

Snort.

[DURHAM D]

2. I am really enjoying American Pickers. nt

[Solly Mack]

10. Sure, brag. I am wasting my time though.

[Maeve]

3. Turned the tv on long enough to see him

Turned it off and came down to my computer.

[Solly Mack]

13. I had a curious. That can be iffy.

[handmade34]

5. oh my...

what's the point? too little, too late... I wouldn't trust any of them

[Solly Mack]

17. Trump is speaking again. Got in his blame others

before bragging about himself.

Not sure there ever is a point.

[handmade34]

22. I have tuned in, hoping for a miracle

thinking he might resign? I know, silly me forever an optimist, still have a bit of hope

[Solly Mack]

40. You're nicer than I am.

You hope for a resignation. I hope for a sudden event.

[onethatcares]

51. yes, so do I

a milomindbending event where the spittle starts flying out of his nostrils and he makes those gurglygoo sounds while screaming at the top of his lungs that his hamberders were never done properly. Then he wishes melaria a happy birthday and goes on a 3 minute bronx cheer fest.

Yes, I dream, but I dream big.......

[smirkymonkey]

58. You're in good company.

Not only do I want him gone from office, I never want to see him or hear from him again. I think there are more people like us than we think.

[rickford66]

6. Huge testing capacity announced. Can I get a test ?

Should I say pretty please ?

[Solly Mack]

20. Best make a donation to get one.

So it seems.

[Funtatlaguy]

7. Kudos fir President Tide Pod

[Solly Mack]

21. I stole it.

[riversedge]

8. the lady in red just said 'thanks'--but she was looking at the reporters

[Solly Mack]

23. Trump would claim otherwise.

[scarletwoman]

9. Yup. At least these guys are able to speak in normal conversational English.

The suspense is building - will he come up and blabber on and on next?

[Solly Mack]

29. When he first came out he was Evelyn Wood-ing his

way through. I laughed.

[riversedge]

11. ceo's are done thanking trump and he is back to reading his script.

[Solly Mack]

41. And attacking others.

[Politicub]

12. These fealty circle-jerks are useless.

This is one of the dumber press conferences they’ve done. It felt like the string of companies that stepped up to kiss Trump’s ass and pat themselves on the back just dragged on and on.

[Solly Mack]

31. I agree.

[malaise]

14. Let's call it How great thou art shitshow

As nolabear said it looks like you had to have wall in your name today

[Solly Mack]

33. lol

[dalton99a]

42. +1

[Norbert]

15. I turned it off a couple weeks ago because of that.

You could set a timer to it. I turned it off because it was just too nauseating.

[Solly Mack]

34. I wanted to see if he would take questions. He is

but we'll see how many and who he calls on.

[Bad Thoughts]

16. Hey, stop putting your hands on the podium, you i&%#$#! eom.

[Solly Mack]

35. His teeny tiny hands. They really are small.

[cornball 24]

18. Why doesn't the orange asshole bring in the people who clean the toilets in the hospitals!

What a bloviating p.o.s.! BTW, where is Brad Pitt aka Dr. Fauci!

[Solly Mack]

43. He would never pay tribute to the maids and janitors.

I doubt he even sees them.

[brewens]

19. The short dude, we'll just call him "microphone face" didn't even get introduced or say who

he was. I bet he didn't want to touch the mic to pull it down. Gotta tell someone to put a milk crate or something back there when they need it.

[Solly Mack]

44. Missed that. Nature called.

[brewens]

48. The mic was right between his eyes. n/t

[greenjar_01]

24. Anyone who participates in these should face consequences

It's outrageous.

[Solly Mack]

46. They probably think it an honor.

[FloridaBlues]

25. He already has done this type of "briefing" nothing new to see

This is all he has to offer, nothing.

[Solly Mack]

47. It's another round table ego boost.

[FloridaBlues]

69. Yes rinse and repeat briefing.

[rickford66]

26. Isn't this the "lost" news conference from early February ?

[Solly Mack]

49. Dunno.

[lpbk2713]

27. He's campaigning and getting free air time.

And they were glad to help out.

[Solly Mack]

36. Yep. He's attacking Pelosi now. Lying as usual.

[uponit7771]

28. ***RED HERRING !!! *** Get them to talk about availability and throughput !!!

[Solly Mack]

50. True. It's a bullshit show of look at what we're doing

about things they really aren't doing.

[uponit7771]

55. Boom !!! Someone is calling them on their march test statements bullshit.

[Solly Mack]

62. Yep

lolol

[brewens]

54. It was like with Birx the other day. All the numbers are gibberish. We need to know that everyone

that needs to be tested gets it down and gets the results back the same day. If other countries are doing that, we should be too. None of those numbers are saying anything about how we compare with other countries.

[uponit7771]

66. 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽THIS !!!👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 In Wuhan China they get results in 4 hours after a CT scan of lungs

[Solly Mack]

71. Yes!

[IcyPeas]

30. do you think trump has ever step foot in a Kroger or a Walgreens

or a Rite Aid

in his entire life?

just a thought I had listening to all these executives.

[Solly Mack]

38. No. Probably had to be told exactly what type of business

they represented.

[scarletwoman]

32. Uh oh - question time! (nt)

[Solly Mack]

53. Or rapid fire lying time again

[scarletwoman]

60. I'm having trouble listening, it's all too absurd. *sigh*

[Solly Mack]

63. Pence makes vanilla cry.

[scarletwoman]

64. Perfect!

[JHB]

37. "Kif, show them the medal I won."

[Solly Mack]

39. lolololol

[uponit7771]

45. ***AVAILABILITY AND THROUGHPUT !!! *** Not just "doubling" and no one who wants one gets one

[Orrex]

52. Do they show the sycophants snuffling at his taint, or to they blur that part out?

[nolabear]

56. Pence is doing everything but "Hallowed be His name."

[Orrex]

61. It's hard for him to say that part, with his mouth so full of Trump's anus

[Solly Mack]

59. That was the private part before they came out.

[uponit7771]

57. Pence: " ... you don't know the difference between having a test and processing a test..." so now

... their go to obfuscation on semantics comes into place.

[uponit7771]

65. MORE spiking the market !!! "...3rd quarter will be phenomenal", see ... I've been telling people it

... is him saying this shit that gives analyst reason to think 3rd or 4th will be OK

[Solly Mack]

68. He's so disgusting. Greatest economy in the history

of the world, blah blah.

[bullwinkle428]

67. "I built the greatest economy in the history of the world." New levels of batshit!

[Solly Mack]

73. If he can't lie he goes silent.

We need silence from him. Complete silence for the rest of his life.

[scarletwoman]

70. OMG! Getting worse and worse...

Him and his damn, "I built the greatest economy in the history of the world!"

[Solly Mack]

74. He's gone full rally/campaign mode.

[scarletwoman]

76. He can't help himself.

[smirkymonkey]

72. Our local Channel 7 News here in Boston won't show him. I think it's great.

I will be loyal to them forever! I don't get cable, just the bare bones basic and I like to have the TV on in the background unless I am listening to music just so there isn't dead silence.

I switch to MeTV at 7pm w/ all the old reruns (MASH, Andy Griffith, Green Acres, Hogan's Heroes, Alfred Hitchcock, Twilight Zone, Gilligan's Island, etc.) But now they even have him on later than the news networks until about 8pm.

I refuse to watch him. I come here to get the rundown, and that still pisses me off, but I can't stand the sight or sound of him.

[Solly Mack]

75. I'd be OK with no one showing him. Ever.