The Dumbest Sycophant alive

[Laura PourMeADrink]

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[hlthe2b]

1. What does he think this proves except he's a total moron?

[Chellee]

41. It proves that he doesn't care about others.

Masks don't protect you from others, they protect others from you.

[Warpy]

44. I hope it proves that no matter how much hydroxychloroquine and Pepcid

he's slamming back every morning, he's still vulnerable to catching this thing. And I sincerely hope he is generous with it once he gets back to the White House. That's the only way any of those inner circle goons is going to take any of this seriously, even if they all get off easy with it.

Even my extremely light case of "presumptive" was uncomfortable.

[central scrutinizer]

46. It proves he's an

Arrogant douchebag. If there is any justice, his arrogance will have allowed a couple virus particles to enter his patrician nose

[JenniferJuniper]

2. Daddy told me - No Mask!

And I said, yes sir, happy to die for you, sir

[Srkdqltr]

3. No mask???

How dumb can he be.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. Yes! It's like trying to appear superhuman?

[lame54]

33. Or distancing

[underpants]

4. Lest we forget

[brewens]

5. Pence, Trump and the guys running Mayo will be roasted for this. I would hope other

hospitals would issue statements saying no one is welcome here without a mask and our security will bar your entrance. No exceptions!

[malaise]

10. Shame on the Mayo Guys

It's their rules and Pence should not be allowed hear a patient without that mask.
Fuck that shit.

[brewens]

18. They should not have been put in that position, and barring Pence would make the administration

look like shit. The Mayo bosses must not want that though.

[Newest Reality]

6. Signaling.

Obviously, this is signaling to the base. It is not dumb. Everybody else is wearing one around him.

"Look Martha, that devout man thar is washed in Jesus' blood and he ain't wearin' no mask! I toldja!"

Why they want them to resist, get infected and die is another matter all together. It could be as simple as having guinea pigs die for the economy, or something deeper.

I never consider these shrewd foxes dumb because they are good at raiding the hen house.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

21. Your last paragraph is SO true. There is absolutely zero

Chance trump isn't doing unknown horrible things behind the scene that we don't even know about.

Guess he feels like he has to solidify his base. If one of them gets it, it was someone else's fault.

[hadEnuf]

42. It's like the WWII Japanese pilots who considered it an honor to be a Kamakazi for the Emperor.

Or the Nazi fanatics who bit the cyanide capsules and /or blew their heads off shortly after the Fuhrer did.

Or the Kool-Aid drinkers in Guyana.

Or suicide bombers who think they are martyrs.


Trumpism has become a cult.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

47. For Pence, he's lucky enough to get a COVID test twice a day.

[stillcool]

8. lood at how manly he is..

why doesn't he just pull out his pecker?

[Midnight Writer]

14. Mother doesn't allow him to touch that.

[mokawanis]

16. i really needed a good laugh today

and your comment provided it. Thank you, Midnight Writer.

[lunatica]

20. LOL!

if she doesn’t touch it then no one can!

[3Hotdogs]

30. Touch it and ya go blind.

[Raven]

9. Is that a Covid-19 patient he's standing over?

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Doesn't much look like it. Street clothes and no hookup to monitor of any kind.

Looks like a photo op to me. (Pence should still be wearing a mask.)

[Midnight Writer]

23. Not yet.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

49. DUzy!!!!

[Jamastiene]

52. I wish we could have the DUzy's back n/t

[kentuck]

11. He was afraid that Trump would spank him.

If he wore a mask.

[tblue37]

17. I imagine he does wear a mask when getting spanked. nt

[dalton99a]

12. Pence still doesn't know that the vice president is the only person the president can't fire

[mnmoderatedem]

13. yup, trump does not wear one, ergo pence can't either

even in the freaking Mayo Clinic.

would make Hair Furor look bad.

[tblue37]

19. Is the patient (in street clothes) wearing a staff ID pinned to his shirt?

(Photo op.)

[Laura PourMeADrink]

22. Looks like it huh. But daily beast said he visited with a real patient today.

[LeftInTX]

24. I noticed too

[malaise]

25. The Mayo Clinic Board should demand the resignation of whoever

allowed mother's boy to walk into that ward without a mask.
No one should be allowed to violate hospital protocol.

That is fucking madness - PERIOD.

[yaesu]

26. yep, he's trying to outdo tRump for stupid and the selfish prick award. nt

[berni_mccoy]

27. "God will protect him!"....

Yup I bet that’s the thought process

[Totally Tunsie]

28. Why is this dude even traveling?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

40. He said since HE didn't have virus then it was a good

opportunity to go and thank all the hard working medical staff at Mayo. I tell you, Pence wins out by an inch for me, for most gag inducing of the two...Dumb and Dumber.

[Totally Tunsie]

43. Seems like it would make more sense to thank them from the podium

during the daily CV pressers. It would be more practical from a health safety aspect, especially since he apparently also refuses to wear a mask. He should save both his time and OUR money by staying in D.C. and adhering to the guidelines set by his own task force.

The only salvation would be if he brings home a little live "gift" for his boss.
AHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOO!

Thursday he heads for a ventilator factory. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

48. You just made me realize. They don't care one single

iota about human life. This is all just a PR game of damage control.

[Totally Tunsie]

50. Damage control and a badly-staged photo op...

Their "patient" is wearing street clothes and hospital ID badges.

On Thursday, Pence will be visiting a ventilator factory. Again, no reason to be there except for the visuals. It'll be interesting to see if he'll be wearing a mask there after all the blowback he received today.

The most absurd thought, however, is that he won't wear a potentially life-saving mask, but he will wear a completely useless necktie that serves no purpose. Doesn't seem like he gave much thought to that enigma.

[progressoid]

29. Start with a mask and it leads to a ballgag and Mother with her whip!

[TruckFump]

31. Well, if he gets COVID 19 and dies...

...and tRump can’t get a nominee for VP approved, hopefully be some good grace, Nancy Pelosi becomes POTUS.

[Grokenstein]

32. Pence is "special."

He's bathed in the blood of the lamb, or the urine of the god emperor, or something.
That protects him.
So that he may spread the disease freely among you heathens.

[ornotna]

34. Knew who you were talking about just reading the title

He wanted to be able to look them in the eyes.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

38. Lol. Read somewhere he kisses Trump's ass like every 4 seconds when he speaks?

[McCamy Taylor]

35. It's gonna be a meme. Trust me.

Some enterprising photo-shopper needs to insert Pence in this photo



And in this one



And this one



And he wold look lovely in this photo

[johnthewoodworker]

36. Republican trumptards don't have to follow rules. Everybody knows that.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

37. Reminds me of when his boss looked at the solar eclipse with bare eyes.

[Tucker08087]

39. The masks are generally for the patients, not visitors.

He’s not being “brave” and putting HIS life on the line. He is endangering all patients. He could be a carrier. The masks are to prevent others from getting sick if we are carriers. This move was a selfish publicity stunt. I hope it was staged, because otherwise this in a very bad example for Pence to show, and truly does endanger anyone in the high-risk group in that hospital.

[Blue Owl]

45. Put some COVID-19 spores in a petri dish with a "Do Not Touch" sign next to it

And see what happens...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

51. How did his MOMMY let him outside like that? nt