What a jackass.

[catbyte]

WTF does wearing a mask have to do with "looking someone in the eye?"

Link to tweet

“As Vice President of the United States I'm tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus," Pence said of not wearing a mask at Mayo Clinic. Said he wanted to look workers & researchers "in the eye and say thank you."

They aren't even trying to make any goddamned sense, not that they ever did. They think all of us are as stupid as the covidiots who worship them.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. The masks don't cover your fucking beady eyes, you smarmy dipshit.

[Bettie]

4. Maybe he wears it wrong

because he's clearly not the brightest bulb on the tree.

[alterfurz]

14. Back home in Indiana...

...they don't call him "Mike Dense" for nothing!

[Guilded Lilly]

2. God will protect him above others, doncha know?...

and I certainly wouldn’t arrogantly point out that he, and those around him are tested routinely while others die from lack of one available test.

[Chainfire]

3. These fools need to hire someone

to write their lines. They are too fucking dumb to do it themselves.

[gibraltar72]

5. Jesus it's not like the hood and ball gag you're used to Mike.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Touche!

[sheshe2]

6. As much as we would like it to be so, Pensive...

You are being asked to wear a mask, NOT A BLINDFOLD YOU ASS!

[Sneederbunk]

7. 'Nuff said.

https://images.app.goo.gl/3EPLJmkZwW1rvJhn9

[stillcool]

8. He must be thinking of a blindfold..

wonder where he uses it?

[doc03]

10. I have always suspected he is an android, can they get or spread the virus?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Is Pence really so dumb that he thinks he can't look someone in the eye

if he's wearing a surgical-type mask like the ones everyone else was wearing and all of whose eyes were showing? Mike, you dumb git, masks that don't cover your whole face don't cover your eyes. Do you see out of your nose? And all masks that completely cover your face have eye holes or they're useless. The ski masks people wear for skiing or robbing banks have eye holes. Halloween masks have eye holes. Only blindfolds cover your eyes but you weren't asked to wear a blindfold. We aren't talking about blindfolds. Are you wearing your underpants over your head, Mike? If so, you're doing the whole mask thing entirely wrong.

The stupid is as much of a plague as the virus.

[Turbineguy]

12. Maybe he was defying trump?

"Put a mask over your eyes so nobody will recognize you and steal something for me!"

[lunatica]

13. I used to tell my young teen boys

that the minute they think they’re smarter than everyone else is the minute they prove their own stupidity.

That and, “Show your teachers you nave some smarts.”

Someone should have told Trump and Pence.