If Donald Trump had Captained the Titanic...

[Soph0571]

Hehe. Of course the only thing missing from this is that all of this would have been stated from the first life boat to leave the sinking ship, sod the women and children!!!

[John1956PA]

1. The iceberg snuck up on us.

From https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2020/03/18/trump-china-should-have-given-earlier-notice-about-coronavirus-disease-snuck-up-on-us/#7b8d6c4646cf :

March 18, 2020:

President Trump said during a Wednesday news conference that China should have given the U.S. “earlier notice” about the coronavirus, after claiming that the virus “snuck up on us,”—and that saying “Chinese virus” is not “racist at all”—as the White House task force provided updates on its efforts to combat the disease’s spread.

[duforsure]

2. He would con them into believing

While they're sinking fast all is ok and under control, then slipping off in his personal lifeboat, watching it go down, then laughing at them for believing his lies.

[demtenjeep]

3. more here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213274475

[Blue Owl]

4. He woulda found a way to sink it w/out the iceberg

n/t