All Of The Trump Children Are Volunteering To Work Multiple Shifts At Meat Packing Plants Next Week

[DanieRains]

Yes they are. Sure they are. You betcha. Getting meat to Americans is absolutely necessary, and our country is in great need at this time. In fact the need for meat is so great their daddy ordered Americans to go process meat, reegardless. The plants "must" stay open. The owners of the plants have provided some PPE for their workers. The workers that haven't already got sick have a small chance of not being infected at work going forward, but they have to work or starve. That is the new Trump Plan to keep America fed.

Since the need for meat in America is so great all of the Trump Children have decided to pitch in and "help out" at meat packing plants across the Midwest. It is their obligation to feed others. The Trump Kids all have a strong sense of duty to their fellow countrymen so they will fulfill their obligation by picking up cutting utensils, and standing their watch chopping bits of meat as they fly by on a conveyor belt for hours.

I am so proud of the children of Donald Trump. Their are real Americans serving their country!







(the most ridiculous thing you will ever read, on purpose)

[Freddie]

1. Had to check the calendar

April Fool’s Day was a while back.

[Towlie]

2. Maybe SuperVP Mike Pence, who doesn't need a mask, will go and help out.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. When you start catching hell.............

you can calm them down by using this thingy:



(It works for IQ45 - should be NO PROBLEM for you!)

[DanieRains]

4. I Sprayed Some Lysol All Around My Bathroom Yesterday - My Lungs Started Feeling Funny

I figured I would just be protected from "the vid" for a few minutes.

I shall carry on......

[MyOwnPeace]

6. "...lungs started feeling funny...."

That was just the "Fake News Vapors!"

You're doing fine, grasshopper!

[Thunderbeast]

5. This sounds like Chernobyl

"Volunteers" sent to certain death for the "greater good". In Russia, it was to avoid killing a million more people if the reactor melted down.

In the midwest, workers are sacrificing health or their lives for meat...because WE can't possibly be asked to eat like the rest of the world!