Now THIS is how you return a stimulus letter!!!

[CatWoman]

[handmade34]

1. mine is on my table

waiting for my comments... am thinking along those lines

[Cha]

34. lol

[homegirl]

51. I may or may not

have received a stimulus check, sheltering in place so I won't know until I get my bank statement in the next week. So, I have had time to seriously consider how I will respond to a personal letter from Donald John Trump. After much consideration I am going to send a thank you letter in which I will list the Democratic candidates campaigns that will be the beneficiary's of the $1200.

Finishing in BOLD --VOTE BLUE

[Fritz Walter]

54. Way to go!

I’ve written four checks drawing from that payment: local Democratic US Representative, LTCOL Amy McGrath (MoscowMitch’s opponent), Biden for President, and my neighborhood association (community, not HOA). I included notes describing where the money came from, in case they want to encourage others to follow suit.
I’m very lucky—no income disruptions, no major unforeseen expenses, “credits” for travels cancellations. Others need the payment to keep food on the table, a roof overhead, and possibly medical expenses.
So my question to MAGAts: “How’s that for buying American?”

[SoonerPride]

2. I will write RESIGN in sharpie and send mine back

[BobTheSubgenius]

27. Even better!

Do that!

[gratuitous]

3. The little smiley face is the chef's kiss here

What's the Spanish language equivalent? Write that on the back where the Spanish language version of Trump's "How Great I Art" letter.

[docgee]

5. Like, "hey I was just being sarcastic."

[LizBeth]

4. Though I am going to keep that telephone number. I might need it.

[FakeNoose]

29. That number won't get you anyone near Chump, I can promise you

It probably doesn't even go to an office in Washington, DC.

Some poor working stiff in Lincoln, Nebraska or maybe Chattanooga, Tennessee will get all the angry calls.

[LizBeth]

38. I am hoping it might get me to IRS. I have not received my stimulus or my refund check.

[Capperdan]

44. Me Either

And I get SS

[lagomorph777]

49. That phone rings in Mumbai.

[IronLionZion]

52. IRS scammers are working hard through quarantine

Calling up desperate Americans offering stimulus if you just give them your bank details or buy them a gift card from Walmart. There are thousands of fake websites for this now.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. He can go trump himself with a sharpie. . . . nt

[alwaysinasnit]

7. Great example to follow. Return your letters with the response of your choice and help support the

US Postal Service.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. How about: "May the coronavirus grab you by your Grotesque Orange Puss"

[AnotherMother4Peace]

9. Darn - I dumped mine in the trash, unopened, like I do to all junk mail that might be carrying covid

[Tribetime]

10. My Ink colors going to be kind of a brownish yellow

[lagomorph777]

50. Oh, a scented letter! I love those!

[William769]

11. Kick & recommended.

[UTUSN]

12. That'll be mine!

[mbusby]

13. Ours...

...went through the shredder.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

14. Last paragraph says it all. A call to Americans to vote him out in November and "triumph yet again."

"America's drive, determination, innovation and sheer willpower have conquered every previous challenge---and they will conquer this one too. Just as we have before, America will triumph yet again---and rise to new heights of greatness." once tRump and his corrupt compadres are voted out of office.

[calimary]

16. Why yes! We will rise to new heights of greatness ...

As soon as we GET RID of YOU!!!!!

[NoRoadUntravelled]

19. That's what I'm going to put on the letter before I send it to the White House.

[Heartstrings]

15. Thinking of attaching this and returning...

[jovibennett]

17. Wrote that on mine with resign on it and dropped it in the mail today!!!

[Dukkha]

18. I let my cat file it away for me

[CatWoman]

20. send that picture to him

[TNNurse]

21. We did not get a letter,

I like this but might have added, "We know you did not write this. The words are too big and spelled correctly".

[yellowdogintexas]

46. supposedly the letters are supposed to come out within 15 days of your payment

so take heart, you may yet receive one that you can return

[Pause]

22. Excelent

As long as the actual deposit is forwarded to Democratic races or General Fund
Make him a conned con man.

[Generic Brad]

23. I immediately circular filed mine

It was not worth powering up the shredder.

[proud patriot]

24. Shoot .. I ripped mine up

darnit

[Kid Berwyn]

25. By Elvis, I think he's got it!

[moreland01]

26. I returned mine

with RESIGN written across it. And a blurb about what a colossal waste of money it was to send these letters in the first place.

[malaise]

28. K & R

Love it

[Doreen]

30. Oh., come on people.

My brother ( a tax judge and a genius ) strongly advised we need to set some of our stimulus aside.



We should be buying with it a gold frame for the letter to continously remind us of trumps greatness.



My brother and I agreed it should be a gold toilet seat designed as if it was going into trumps gold penthouse but put ours above the toilet.

[Blue Owl]

31. Fuck yeah!

[Brother Mythos]

32. Damn! All I did was throw mine away. I'm so ashamed.

[Trailrider1951]

33. I believe this is appropriate:

YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[drmeow]

42. Yes! Good one! n/t

[AllaN01Bear]

35. return to sender . F+++k U.

resign now .

[cp]

36. Yes!

If I get one, I'll do something similar. Thank you!

[noneof_theabove]

37. not redacted enough

the line above your name targets you by zipcode
and the barcode and box-of-dots further identifies you

just cut out the entire are for privacy, you don't want the
guys wearing black suits and sun glasses showing up.

[TomSlick]

40. The guys in black suits and sun glasses already know who we are.

If you're going to tell the Orange Abomination to bugger-off, have the courage of your convictions. Sign your name with your best John Hancock flourish.

I owe taxes every year, so I will likely not get my letter for months. Between now and then, I will be working on a heartfelt personal message to scrawl on the letter before sending it back.

[efhmc]

48. I thought you meant for Trump supporters to id and harass the letter person.

If is on other social media sites, that is possible.

[Sugarcoated]

39. I'm going to write BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

in big red letters and staple it to a telephone pole at the intersection of my street where a lot of people will see it. I may scan it first to have extras in case someone takes it down.

[drmeow]

41. I think I'm going to write

Obama was a better president with bigger hands, a smarter brain, and better words. Resign you fucking loser.

[BComplex]

43. Ha! He'd have a stroke.

Then we'd only have to vote Pence out.

[warmfeet]

45. K & R. Awesome! NT

[yellowdogintexas]

47. I think I will start a discussion on this topic at our Democratic Woman's Club Zoom Happy Hour

We are very creative women and I am sure there will be lots of fun ideas.

I had been thinking of scorching it around the edges. I could add a devil with a pitchfork maybe......

[mahatmakanejeeves]

53. The nine-digit ZIP code is embedded in the bar code. NT