When Martians land and start a

[kairos12]

war Trump will blather Obama left our cupboards bare and we hand no flugel powered ray guns with special diamond, nuclear powered robots to combat them with.

[Silent3]

1. But then, "War of the Worlds"-style, COVD-19 will kill off the Martians...

...and Trump will claim THAT was HIS plan, all along!

[kairos12]

2. Chump is truly

H.G. unWells.

[raging moderate]

3. And racists have left us with no excuse for whining.

After all, they justified the whole-sale genocidal theft of this land by implying that might makes right, with the phrase, "The land should belong to those who know best how to use it." Any aliens who can land here will have proven that they are technologically superior to us.

[central scrutinizer]

4. Can't happen

The Space Force will blast them before they get close

[leftieNanner]

5. Aliens have done a few fly-bys

And decided to head to the next planet. Ours is way too messed up.

Plus, I called the local gun store and they have some flugel powered ray guns on sale this week! No ammo though.

[kairos12]

6. NRA

National
Raygun
Association.

[nykym]

7. I thought it a bit funny

that he has had 3 years to restock our severely under-stocked supplies to fight a virus.
But all he can manage to do is blame someone else for his Short(like his fingers)comings.

[bubbazero]

8. Jesus, the Martians again?

Well, instead of go-it-alone, 'merika firstus, Donald Trump, hopefully we'll have Wise Old Uncle Joe in office. Joe would quickly form an alliance with Venus, (you now how Martians have an affinity for Venusians,) which would result in a peace deal. Venus will agree to copulate, if Mars will cooperate peacefully, and the 'mericans ( as well as the rest of planet earth) promise to STAY AT HOME--SHELTER IN PLACE--CLEAN UP YOUR PLANET--AND LEAVE THE REST OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM TO MORE ADVANCED BEINGS!..............(Kind of like, go to your room, stay there, pick it up, and don't come out until the adults say it's ok)