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When Martians land and start a (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2020 OP
But then, "War of the Worlds"-style, COVD-19 will kill off the Martians... Silent3 Apr 2020 #1
Chump is truly kairos12 Apr 2020 #2
And racists have left us with no excuse for whining. raging moderate Apr 2020 #3
Can't happen central scrutinizer Apr 2020 #4
Aliens have done a few fly-bys leftieNanner Apr 2020 #5
NRA kairos12 Apr 2020 #6
I thought it a bit funny nykym Apr 2020 #7
Jesus, the Martians again? bubbazero Apr 2020 #8


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1. But then, "War of the Worlds"-style, COVD-19 will kill off the Martians...
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 01:22 PM
Apr 2020

...and Trump will claim THAT was HIS plan, all along!

raging moderate

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3. And racists have left us with no excuse for whining.
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 01:24 PM
Apr 2020

After all, they justified the whole-sale genocidal theft of this land by implying that might makes right, with the phrase, "The land should belong to those who know best how to use it." Any aliens who can land here will have proven that they are technologically superior to us.


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5. Aliens have done a few fly-bys
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 01:35 PM
Apr 2020

And decided to head to the next planet. Ours is way too messed up.

Plus, I called the local gun store and they have some flugel powered ray guns on sale this week! No ammo though.


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7. I thought it a bit funny
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 02:06 PM
Apr 2020

that he has had 3 years to restock our severely under-stocked supplies to fight a virus.
But all he can manage to do is blame someone else for his Short(like his fingers)comings.


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8. Jesus, the Martians again?
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 03:05 PM
Apr 2020

Well, instead of go-it-alone, 'merika firstus, Donald Trump, hopefully we'll have Wise Old Uncle Joe in office. Joe would quickly form an alliance with Venus, (you now how Martians have an affinity for Venusians,) which would result in a peace deal. Venus will agree to copulate, if Mars will cooperate peacefully, and the 'mericans ( as well as the rest of planet earth) promise to STAY AT HOME--SHELTER IN PLACE--CLEAN UP YOUR PLANET--AND LEAVE THE REST OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM TO MORE ADVANCED BEINGS!..............(Kind of like, go to your room, stay there, pick it up, and don't come out until the adults say it's ok)

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