What is that song? An idiot on my right and moron on left, & I'm stuck in the middle!

[imanamerican63]

I am delivering a load of frozen pork to a customer in Oklahoma. I am standing by the door waiting to see if I get unloaded tonight or the morning. There are 2 other driver who are waiting there too. The receiver comes out and says he has room for 2 more loads in their warehouse. I tell him, it it fine that they hold me over until morning, but a driver gets smart with and says that he wants unloaded tonight the other driver got mad and said he was there first! I, at that point, returned to my truck! They were still arguing when I got my truck! I thought they were gonna start to throw punches! I don’t want any part of that! The receiver came over to thank me for volunteering to wait and was happy I didn’t get involved with the 2 fools! What hell is this country coming to?

[The Magistrate]

1. Clowns To the Left Of Me, Jokers To the Right, Sir

Here I am stuck in the middle with you....

[imanamerican63]

2. I know!

Just putting a different spin to it!

[The Magistrate]

5. It Certainly Was Apt To Your Situation, Sir

It seemed that you were hunting the phrase, and the thing was such a plague on the airwaves in its day it goes off unbidden in my head at times even still today.

Be well, and stay safe!

[maxrandb]

3. This song fits better for our times

Bob Dylan can sure turn a phrase

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[Mike Nelson]

4. Agree...

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[Steelrolled]

6. Very Beatle-esque