White House daily shitshow briefings has a new leading star.

[Yavin4]

You know like when they switched Darrens on "Bewitched":

New Trump press secretary holds first formal press briefing

New White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany on Friday is set to hold her first press briefing with reporters in the White House briefing room. McEnany's briefing is the first formal press briefing from the White House scheduled in more than a year. The briefing is slated for 2 p.m.

Watch live in the video above.
https://thehill.com/video/administration/495634-watch-live-trumps-new-press-secretary-to-hold-first-formal-press

[Newest Reality]

1. Has she studied...

Has she carefully studied the Complete Manual of Total Bullshit and the Encyclopedia of Deception?

[Totally Tunsie]

8. She's working on that while drinking her Kool-Aid.

Hmmm, just realized - Why is Kool-Aid spelled that way, rather than Kool-Ade? In all these years, I never noticed that before. Isolation does things like that, I guess!

[Newest Reality]

12. Oh

Good to know. Yeah, it goes great with a pitcher full of it with a shot of disinfectant.

[onecaliberal]

2. No way in hell I'd watch that bullshit liar. It's time that I can never get back.

[Takket]

3. Well that's one more than her processor lol

Who robbed The taxpayer of almost 200k doing nothing.

[lagomorph777]

4. Maganinny

[malaise]

5. Just saw your thread

Deleted mine - will follow the new shitshow here

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Katie Tur says almost starting on time

which is a new thing.

Bet she tries the Biden diversion which will be a disaster given the number of women the Con assaulted

[demmiblue]

7. Here we go...

[SeattleVet]

9. I see that she's wearing her 't' for tRump necklace.

It stands out well against her black mourning suit.

[Wounded Bear]

10. She definitely has the Trump look. I just muted her...

[malaise]

11. What was that about

She's awful.

[Mossfern]

13. Social distancing?

Wasn't Michael a bit too close?

[Mossfern]

14. What!!!!??

It's up to policy makers to decide what intelligence is right?

[malaise]

16. Unbelievable

but remember 'I will never lie to you' - Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Newest Reality]

28. Our Intelligence...

Our Intelligence Agencies had all that information and tried to brief him on it at the start.

WHO is a deflection, or he just doesn't like the band. Scapegoating.

DATA? When did he ever rely on that?

[Newest Reality]

15. The lab thing....

The lab thing has been discredited due to its footprint. The signature points to zoonotic origin. So, BULL!

[Newest Reality]

17. No he DOESN'T!!!

(safety of our lives)

[Mossfern]

18. "I will never lie to you;"

"you can take my word on that"

heh

[Totally Tunsie]

19. HA! "I will never lie to you. You have my word on that."

Has lightening struck her yet?

[Newest Reality]

20. She really fills in things...

Like he thinks with that kind of nuance?

Whiny voice. Looks like Ivanka, his other wife. Reason for the choice?

[Mossfern]

21. Ivanka

has a better nose job. But I recognize the 'look.'

[malaise]

24. Fast talking?

Damn!

[Newest Reality]

22. Prayer again...

Base signaling. We don't have a government because we want them to pray for us. Sheesh.

[Newest Reality]

23. Constatly with him?

Absorbing his "thinking", huh? Yikes.

[malaise]

27. Are you sure she didn't say thin thing?

Clearly they are not paying attention to the polls. A very large percentage of American people support the stay at home so clearly she is lying too.

[Newest Reality]

29. Good one!

Heheheh.

Well, this is a real snow job.

[malaise]

33. So Cohen is not going to be released

but Flynn will be pardoned - damn's she's awful. Caught - using the Con's words.

Well done - she's hear for the spin.

[Newest Reality]

40. I wonder...

I wonder how much she has practiced? Maybe a coach or sparring partners?

You really have to think on your feet to do that.

[Mossfern]

25. At least she's not confrontational

yet. She lied when she said that Trump bases his decisions on data.

[Mossfern]

26. Is she from New Jersey?

Seem like some women I've met here.

[Mossfern]

30. So Biden took Trump's advise

about the sexual assault allegations....
Does Joe know that?

[Mossfern]

31. I'd lilke to see that

hand written FBI note.

[LisaM]

32. OMG, she's unlistenable.

Listing off talking points, "Democrat" party, Michael Flynn is honorable, Brett Kavanaugh is honorable.....

All of this while wearing a cross. A government official doing an official event wearing a cross.

"I guess I would turn the question on you" in response to a question.

She's not going to last long.

[malaise]

34. Miss OAN now pushing her usual shit

[Mossfern]

38. She considers the press

as vampire - she's protecting herself

[JCMach1]

35. the new Mouth of Sauron

[Mossfern]

36. They better not be reporting

on that imaginary FBI note without seeing it first.

[Newest Reality]

37. Quick thinking and

Quick thinking and fast talking have replaced "nasty questions" and denigrating the "fake" media.

General Cockwomble has a blond mask now.

[malaise]

39. She just said Democrat governments

I hope someone corrects her - it's Democratic asshole

[Newest Reality]

41. Good catch...

I am watching for her mistakes and gaffes. There are bound to be some since this is spin, coverup and bullshit to the max.

[Mossfern]

42. Swiftly denied allegations

therefore it didn't happen because he denied them?

[Mossfern]

43. Where is that fucking

hand written note?

[Mossfern]

44. She becoming confrontational

how long did she last?
She cut and run when she was pressed.

[Newest Reality]

45. Decades of bad...

Decades of bad Republican governance. I wish they would bring up the welfare states.

Now, attack the blue states and cities and ignore the facts about that.

[jayfish]

46. I Think I'm Going To Cry. law Enforcement Lied To Someone...

during an interrogation. Welcome to reality.

[Newest Reality]

47. She ended...

She ended with a more sophisticated and nuanced version of FAKE NEWS.

Interesting.