NEW: Trump is going to Mount Rushmore on July 3rd to see fireworks and the 60-foot-high presidential

[demmiblue]

NEW: Trump is going to Mount Rushmore on July 3rd to see fireworks and the 60-foot-high presidential sculptures.

Link to tweet

[Me.]

1. Bet He's Angling For One Of His Own

[doc03]

4. That maintain doesn't have orange granite. nt

[rsdsharp]

9. No.

You can’t pile shit that high.

[MFM008]

13. This

Explains it all......

[Jarqui]

15. I'm sure there already is one

There's got to be a big pile of shit in a septic tank somewhere in the US. The only questions are whether it is big enough, how long before it turns hard and is there enough room for one representing Mitch McConnell.

[Totally Tunsie]

28. Someone tried:

[Jarqui]

29. That's great!

Now, we just have to find a way for it to get to Mt Rushmore by July 3rd ...

The four presidents already there were chosen to represent the nation's birth, growth, development, and preservation. Trump would represent the nation's excrement.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. No doubt he'll say something about how he should be among them.

[Brainfodder]

3. To boast that he deserves a spot?

Always the opposite with this guy.

[Paladin]

5. Go ahead: Try to keep the ending of "North By Northwest" out of your mind. (nt)

[Alacritous Crier]

23. That's gonna be difficult...

[C_U_L8R]

6. Prepare for a 60 foot projectile vomit

Trumpturd better bring an umbrella.

[nykym]

7. Poetic Justice

With any luck one of the fireworks will go awry, hit Washington's nose causing it to break away and send it flying
to land squarely on tRUMPS head.

[roamer65]

8. Can they sculpt a CV virus?

That would be fitting for COVID-45.

[Towlie]

10. I respect those dead presidents but Mount Rushmore is an ugly and permanent disfigurement of nature!

It was a bad idea!

[RT Atlanta]

18. thank you for saying this

n/t

[Squinch]

11. Hope a big crowd turns out for him.

[smirkymonkey]

12. If he ever did managed to get his ugly face chiseled up there among the other

four REAL presidents, it would become the most defaced national monument in the history of the world.

[Historic NY]

14. Seems safe.....unless he drags all his MAGA there.

[marlakay]

16. If they put one up of him

I would gladly go to jail blowing it up!

[RT Atlanta]

17. Hope our Native brothers and sisters give that mofo the real welcome he deserves

in their sacred Black Hills

[mercuryblues]

19. He just watched National Treasure 2

and wants to see the City of Gold hidden there

[madinmaryland]

20. They could just build a 60 foot tall poop emoji! 💩💩💩

[Blue Owl]

24. Mt. Flushmore

n/t

[madinmaryland]

25. LOL!

[captain queeg]

21. Good place to bring the Trump baby balloon. Good photo op

[AleksS]

22. And to order the parks service to add his face before he's booted from office?

And to order the parks service to add his face before he's booted from office?

Wouldn't surprise me...

[struggle4progress]

26. Everything old is new again

[kskiska]

27. He'll probably be disappointed.

You can't really view it up close - just from a distance. Not like the movies.

[keithbvadu2]

30. Soon stealing million$ from Defense budget to carve his own head there.

Soon stealing million$ from Defense budget to carve his own head there.