"The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump"

[left-of-center2012]

I guess you can buy anything on eBay.

"The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump"
by Robert Sears (Electronic book P D F)

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[Alex4Martinez]

1. His tiny hands.

So tiny.

[ironflange]

2. Wonder if it's any better than. . .

Vogon poetry.

[Newest Reality]

4. I doubt it.

In fact, I hear the Vogons have filed a formal complaint about it.

You see, although the poetry in the book is actually worse than Vogon poetry, they, of course, consider it much better and find that to be totally unacceptable. They have even turned a shade greener. There are many Vogon brows still deeply furrowed about that even now.

[Frustratedlady]

3. I received a copy from my granddaughter for Christmas in 2017 as a joke.

I've never opened it.

Since the grandkids knew how disgusted I was that he would reside in the WH, they bought all kinds of books, calendars, games with him as the subject. But, I also received the Obama book by Souza, which made up for the rest.

[ironflange]

5. Aw, can't you give us a sample?

[Frustratedlady]

8. You asked for it, so don't blame me if you become sick to your stomach.

I love to read

I've read John Updike, I've read Orhan Pamuk, I've read Philip Roth
I believe a lot of the stories are pure fiction
They just pull it out of the air
Gang of liars.

Interview with Tucker Carlson, Fox News, 17 March 2017
Letter to The New York Times 11 September 2005
Fox Friends interview, Fox News, 28 February 2017
Tweet, 18 November 2014


Hot little girl in high school

I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ)
Just think, in a couple of years I'll be dating you
It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees
Come here, I'll show you how life works. Please!

Discussing losing his virginity on The Howard Stern Show, 1997
Tweet, 21 April 2013
Quoted as saying this to two fourteen year old girls in the Chicago Tribune, December 1992
To Brande Roderick on The Celebrity Apprentice 2013 season
The New Yorker, 19 May 1997
Speech after winning Florida, Illinois and North Carolina primaries, 15 March 2016

Women have one of the great acts of all time

The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers
I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra
That's the kind of thinking our country needs right now

Donald Trump (1997), Trump, The Art of His Comeback
Playboy interview,2004
Presidential bid announcement at Trump Tower, 16 June 2015

Good Genes

"All men are created equal"
Well it's not true
Some are smart, some aren't.

Do we believe in the gene thing? I mean, I do!
I'm blessed with good genes.
Good (great) brain. Good-sized hands. German blood.

We have people that are stupid
They cannot help the fact that they were born f'd up.
Slow horses don't produce fast horses.

12 references, but I won't fight my way through right now. If you need one, let me know.

This book is obviously quotes taken from tweets, articles, interviews, etc. The title is misleading, but knowing The King (as he calls himself in some of the quotes) his poetry wouldn't rhyme any more than what I've listed. Actually, it is kind of interesting to go through just to pick out some of his stupid quotes. What a sick individual...but then, we knew that.

[ironflange]

10. Oh my God

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Thank God this is comedy satire!

You had me going for a moment.

[left-of-center2012]

7. $0.99 and Free Shipping

[RainCaster]

9. Limericks?