* * * Trump "Returning to Work" Town Hall on FOX News Thread #1* * *

[GriffenRamsey]

Join me for some real-time mockery and fact checking.

Streaming here: https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/fox-news-channel.html

Starts at 7PM ET.

[Newest Reality]

1. Break out the...

Break out the hamberders, KFC and Diet Cokes. Give him a lounge chair and big screen TV, oh, and his cell phone and it's BACK TO WORK!

How can he stand the grueling job?

[GriffenRamsey]

2. I'm smoking and mocking....

...and maybe drinking.

They started with a Trump ad. Definitely drinking.

[Newest Reality]

4. I saw the intro...

I don't know if I can continue, it's like watching Pravda. The propaganda reeks and is strong with these.

Oh, and we all know: You will do much better NOT taking any advice from a known liar looking to be re-elected.

Oh, well, I will try

Enjoy your drinks. At some point it might get funny or fuzzy.

[GriffenRamsey]

8. I think it will reveal strategy.

I also think the death toll will soar with this reopening.

[Newest Reality]

10. Me too.lll

I mean, of course, that is if you look to facts and experts.

I suggest an alternative title for this town hall: Putting Lipstick on a Pig: The President tells us why that's very pretty.

[GriffenRamsey]

6. Gin and Tonic installed.

[Yavin4]

3. Do all the women at Fox have to be blonde? n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

5. Yes.

[maxrandb]

7. The hair color is optional, but they have to have desks with no front panel

It helps to determine if they are natural blondes.

[GriffenRamsey]

9. Gov. Hogan who has his test kits under guard from Jarad's henchmen.

[Yavin4]

11. Why is Trump late to his own show? n/t

[spinbaby]

12. Are you suggesting we watch this?

I don’t have enough alcohol in the house.

[Alacritous Crier]

13. I don't have enough

cyanide.

I'll just follow it here and enjoy the comments.

[Newest Reality]

16. You'll

You'll just miss thick, RW propaganda. Feel good, lalala! Oh, and all the companies that want to cash in big on it.

[GriffenRamsey]

18. ha!

[Newest Reality]

14. Oh, why not have commercials?

Think of the dangers of cleaning your won gutters!!!

Yeah, that's a constant worry I have during a pandemic.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. Sponsored by Leaf Filter Gutter Protection

Where's the My Pillow guy?

[Newest Reality]

17. And...

Cue the clown!

[Yavin4]

19. Really bad optics

Trump looks tiny next to Abe.

[jpak]

49. I saw Abe throw up a little bit in his mouth

[RainCaster]

20. Total waste of time

I waited through 5 minutes of adverts, then decided I had better things to do.

[GriffenRamsey]

21. African Americans are at risk. How about we protect those people?

[GriffenRamsey]

22. More help coming he says.

Your going to get a job where you make more money.

Pure fantasy...

[Newest Reality]

35. That was sooooo helpful, huh?

A prophet!

More like, you will be lucky if you are not hungry and homeless because there maybe help coming, but we aren't going to give to you.

[Newest Reality]

23. Implication...

We are going to do more, but he avoids saying what, how and when.

Talk about empty rhetoric. Everything is implied, if anything, even after the first question about a personal catastrophe.

Oh, and he sits there making the vagina/heart lap hands.

[GriffenRamsey]

24. 100,000 people new expectation...

That's probably before June.

[Alacritous Crier]

26. Yep. -- nt

[Newest Reality]

25. Ah...

He's known people. Anecdote time. It's Story Time with Trumpy, kids.

Useless information.

[Newest Reality]

27. More nobody ever hyperbole...

Me. Me. Not my fault. China, of course.

[GriffenRamsey]

28. Testing....

He is struggling to answer and maintain his dismissive demeanor with all these death statistics and body bags.

[Newest Reality]

29. It gets

It gets to the point where you already know what he is going to say and it is mostly fudging and equivocation as well as the German tactic: repeat the lies over and over and they will believe them.

No change. He is obviously feigning any concern.

[GriffenRamsey]

30. I'm reading Front Row at the Trump Show.

He kinda reminds me of that fortune-teller robot, Zoltar. He has a little tape-loop of phrases at any given time.

[Newest Reality]

32. Good image.

I actually saw one of those at Riverview Park in Chicago...that dates me.

[Newest Reality]

31. We are the King of ventilators!!!

Sheesh. The King speaks in monarch terms.

He is also back to putting other's down and projecting what he has done/not done on them.

[GriffenRamsey]

33. Teachers, well first, we bankrupt cities so you are all fired...

[GriffenRamsey]

34. He is bankrupting states and cities. Teacher are about to get fired.

[GriffenRamsey]

36. Encouraging school in the fall...

Want to take a bet right now on what percentage of schools open up? 50% I'm thinking.

[GriffenRamsey]

37. Blame dems now...

[Newest Reality]

38. Oh, no...

He's back to one of his magic Kool-Aid ingredients. Give it up, idiot!

[GriffenRamsey]

40. PDB - Pivoted to the china closure.

Brought head of intelligence agencies.

[Newest Reality]

39. Well,

"I have no idea what the hell I am talking about, but I will say it anyway!"

[GriffenRamsey]

42. astounding.

He really believes this shit.

[Newest Reality]

41. Biden's apology?

LOL! Creative fiction.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-biden-2020-xenophobia-china-travel-ban-apology-a9465046.html

[GriffenRamsey]

43. Never even heard about it before now.

[Newest Reality]

45. He pulls these things

He pulls these things magically out of his butt.

Reality TV show. Some people just don't know how much practice he has had all his life.

[Newest Reality]

44. Blame those bad,

Blame those bad intelligence agencies!

[jpak]

46. Me me me me!!!

Lala lala lalala!!!

What fucking liefest.

[GriffenRamsey]

48. I would take a drink each time he lies...

...but I'm not suicidal.

[Newest Reality]

47. At this point...

During the commercials...

He has really said little as far as being specific, so the gullible followers who only hear their Master's Voice will come away with a good President. It's just a confidence man gaslighting session. This happened, this didn't happen, blah!

[Newest Reality]

50. He knows it is divided...

He did his best to make it worse.

[Newest Reality]

51. Just had...

His expert critique on works of art and sculptures. Short and vapid.

[GriffenRamsey]

52. Remember, the question was how are you promoting unity.

[Totally Tunsie]

53. Is there a reason for broadcasting from the Lincoln Memorial?

Was it this necessary for Chump to get his lardass out of the WH?

[Newest Reality]

56. It's a tactic...

The gullible will see: Lincoln? Trump? Equivalence.

It is also a subliminal in a sense. Environment frames the conversation and subject.

[GriffenRamsey]

62. The Party of Lincoln dontcha' know.

[Newest Reality]

64. Yeah.

I don't think he considered having even tinier hands by comparison. The wide shots make them look microscopic now next to Lincoln.

[Volaris]

92. From the perspective of his handlers, damn right it was necessary lol...

The last time he spent 2 weeks in the same building he went on national television n told his own citizens to INJECT LYSOL INTO THEMSELVES.

So yeah. from that very myopic point of view, this was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY hahaha...

[Newest Reality]

54. He struggles...

He struggles for adjectives and descriptions, but only has a few words to repeat several times...just to make the point.

[GriffenRamsey]

55. He looks extra "tanned"

[Newest Reality]

57. "I call it the plaugue..."

Maybe more biblical for the base?

[Newest Reality]

58. 1917

Correction AGAIN: 1918.

[GriffenRamsey]

59. Well, its just fluffed bullshit parfait...

[Newest Reality]

60. Commercial break...

Basically, the wrap up so far: nothing very specific about what will be done was said and I would cite a Cuomo briefing as an a example of facts, reality and actions taken.

Oh, but we do know that climbing ladders to clean your gutters can be dangerous.

[GriffenRamsey]

61. ha ha ha...

[Newest Reality]

63. Q-Tip and Munchkin up next...

[GriffenRamsey]

65. Are Putter people plants?

[Newest Reality]

66. Evading question...

No real answer to it. Alludes to helping them personally. Maybe there is something we can do?

Help? LOL!

[GriffenRamsey]

67. Airlines are far fro saved.

[Squinch]

68. Nope. Not watching.

[Newest Reality]

69. oooo.

He just got reprimanded.

He thinks he likes that question.

Poor me. The hostility! Treated worse. Disgraceful reporters.

[GriffenRamsey]

70. yep.

[LuvLoogie]

83. What do you mean?

about to host a Zoom meeting. can't watch

[Newest Reality]

85. A lady reprimanded him,

about his rude behavior, especially to the press and asked him if he was going to tone it down.

He said, poor me!

[Newest Reality]

71. Trailing off now...

He can't control it. Killing time with rambling and what a hostile press.

It wasn't a question. She was telling him to knock off the attitude.

[GriffenRamsey]

73. He's in full-on rally lie mode now.

[Newest Reality]

77. Yup!

The same pattern.

It really is about: What was he talking about? What was the answer, again?

[GriffenRamsey]

72. Space Force!

[Newest Reality]

74. Well,

He can't stay with a question and just wanders into his game show rhetoric to evade it. He leaves you lost and going, what?

[GriffenRamsey]

78. He needs this.

This is his drug.

[GriffenRamsey]

75. On Biden now...

[GriffenRamsey]

76. Letter lie...

[Alacritous Crier]

79. Lincoln's had enough...

[Newest Reality]

80. I wonder if those questions are live or canned?

[jpak]

81. Trump blows off the first AA to ask a question tonight

Shortest answer yet

[Newest Reality]

82. $40-billion from Japan?

I can't find anything about that, just a reference to building plants here, not a payment.

[Newest Reality]

84. America First?

Talk to the multi-national companies that exploit cheap labor about that.

Pipe dream fantasy talk. Irrelevant on the global economic front. Those corporations have no flag.

[Newest Reality]

86. Break...

Well, personally, what I have gathered about going back to work or whatever is found in...

We must be very careful climbing ladders and call someone to clean our gutters, and there are drugs we should be taking for other reasons.

Everybody look at your ladders and gutters. Think twice and you may make it back to work someday.

[Newest Reality]

88. May be preoccupied...

That was the gist of it and I expect more of the same from Q-tip and Munchkin.

Oh, payroll tax cut! Going for SS, etc., of course.

[GriffenRamsey]

89. Was I supposed to take Ernesto for the High Blood Potassium?

Or was that a side effect?

[GriffenRamsey]

87. payroll tax cut is still in his head...

[Alex4Martinez]

90. OK, it's totally fucked up to broadcast from the Lincoln Memorial. Totally. Fucked. Up.

There is nothing that he touches that doesn't come away with a stink.

And I hope everyone remembers four years ago when it was thought there was no way this fucktwit could be elect.

How dare he.

Link to tweet

[jpak]

91. I'm done

What a lying clown

[GoCubsGo]

93. I would only watch that shit if I knew for sure that Abe was going to get up off his chair,

step down, and squash those motherfuckers into the ground like a cigarette butt.

[GriffenRamsey]

94. yes...