Breaking:Jamaica found a cure for Coronavirus in a plant

[malaise]

A very special plant but not ganja
In plain Jamaican - Plant yuh backside inna yuh yard

[Ghost Dog]

1. Is densely-populated Jamaica doing OK, Malaise?

Is the government counting accurate numbers?

[malaise]

4. We're having problems with community spread

as a result of a call centre.
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/latestnews/Breakdown_of_Jamaica%26%238217;s_469_COVID-19_cases
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Jamaica now has 469 confirmed cases of COVID-19. There were six new cases in the last 24 hours.

Sadly, another Jamaican, a 72-year-old male has died because of the virus. This brings the tally of deaths to nine.

Jamaica now has 35 imported cases; 161 are contacts of a confirmed case; nine are local transmission cases not epidemiologically-linked, and 264 are under investigation.

Two hundred and sixteen (216) of those under investigation are linked to the business process outsourcing entity Alorica, located in Portmore, St Catherine.

Of all the cases in Jamaica, 290 (62%) are females and 179 (38%) are males. The ages of all the confirmed cases range from two months to 87 years.

[Ghost Dog]

22. Could be worse. Keep up the testing & tracing.

And planting

[Miigwech]

2. Love it!

[Squinch]

3. Ok. That made me laugh out loud.

[malaise]

5. Stole it

I did ROFL

[Squinch]

10. That kind of thing has to be spread around.

[HipChick]

6. Lmao!

I came rushing in too, like who snitched on the Soursap?

[malaise]

7. Hehehehehhe

Hey you

[spanone]

8. Bwahahahahaa

[Celerity]

9. so no to a soursop and Dettol cocktail?

[malaise]

20. Heheheheh

[Elwood P Dowd]

11. Try and plant dis backside inna yuh yard......

[malaise]

12. You win the thread

[ret5hd]

14. We're gonna need a bigger yard.

[sdfernando]

28. Thats great but

Quint wasn't the one you just semi-quoted....It was Chief Brody that said the line about needing a bigger boat.

[spanone]

16. Few yards have that kind of acreage

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Dat gwin need bigass yard space

[spanone]

33. Perrrrfect!!!!😎

[Celerity]

21. instant pool via the depression left

[hobby10113]

37. Great now I got to go get eye bleach

I ran out the last time someone posted that.

[jrthin]

13. I ❤️ you.

[malaise]

15. Awwwwwwwwww

[lame54]

17. The couchenass plant

[malaise]

19. Same one

[Totally Tunsie]

23. Clever, as always, malaise.

[malaise]

25. I stole it

[Totally Tunsie]

32. Shhhhhhhh.

Be like Chump...take all the credit!

[malaise]

34. It's what separates us from them

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. Tenement yard

[malaise]

26. Big tune dat

Jamaicans at home and abroad refer to home as their Yard so yard is one's home or the entire island.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

27. I really really like the soundtrack to Rockers that song is on. . . . nt

[malaise]

29. Inner Circle

was a really good band

[Bernardo de La Paz]

31. Yeah. I'm also very partial to the Heptones, partly because of the Canadian connection

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_Time_%28The_Heptones_album%29 . . . so fine.

[sunonmars]

30. Sounds just like my friend, she says something you do it....

When she roars out the african "i'll give you one dirty slap" the kids run and hide.

[mountain grammy]

35. Love it.

[warmfeet]

36. I can do that.

I do, however, like the other type of plant as well.

Planting is fun, in all forms, it satisfies.