"Congress needs a hard spanking." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Dr. Fauci won't be testifying before Congress because they're all Trump haters. . . . And some very good, strong people are saying it's criminal the way they, under the direction of crazy Nancy Pelosi, are politicizing this coronavirus. . . . Democrats want people to die so they can defeat me in November. . . . All they care about is socialism and getting rid of me. . . . Why can't they get to work on the virus? Why do they have to politicize everything all the time? . . . These people are sick."

[LakeArenal]

1. So the people that die want to defeat him?

I’m guessing that’s right on.

[cayugafalls]

2. From the man who politicizes everything...dump you're a fool.

And the caption there would be, "As I speak, I'm fertilizing these beautiful grounds..."

[bubbazero]

3. POTUS TRUMP; A real walking, talking, example of the need for FREE BIRTHCONTROL

[captain queeg]

4. I can't tell if that's quoting him or satire

Nowadays I often cannot differentiate. Sure sounds like the nonsense that comes out of his mouth.

[skip fox]

6. Satire. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative act

but we try to channel our subject's language tics and manner of unthinking as well as their cupidity, greed, stupidity, or as here, hypocrisy.

[MiniMe]

5. I believe there is 1 person who is politicizing the virus

And that would be tRump