If we're living in a sci-fi movie, who is the director and how does it end?

[milestogo]

Ridley Scott?

Death of the planet?

[lame54]

1. Ed Wood

[Kingofalldems]

27. Yep

[Lucinda]

2. Joss Whedon

Victory, with some wry humor, after a serious battles that tests our heroes.
There will be some casualties on our side.

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. It has to be Ed Wood.

He was known for sexploitation, "campy aesthetics, technical errors, unsophisticated special effects, ill-fitting stock footage, eccentric casts, idiosyncratic stories, and non sequitur dialogue."

[Lucinda]

5. LOL

[TlalocW]

4. Spielberg

In between looking to things far off in the distance and having daddy issues, there are a lot of bright lights.

TlalocW

[Champion Jack]

8. But, there is always a happy ending...

[OnlinePoker]

6. Michael Bay

Explosions everywhere to cover up the plot holes.

[Mike 03]

7. I'm beginning to worry that the screenplay is written by

Cormac McCarthy and that it ends like Blood Meridian, with an epilogue of somebody far in the future wandering through the dust of a lost civilization wondering what the hell happened here.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Please let it not be Aronofsky or Von Trier - we'll be bored and depressed

Let's keep things weird with Tim Burton or David Lynch.
And the Preening Orange Bloviator would fit right in with either style.

Ends with a splat.

[Mike 03]

17. But... But...

Requiem for A Dream?
Black Swan?
Melancholia?

[C_U_L8R]

18. I know I know... it feels like we're in all of them

I just need a comic twist right now

[Mike 03]

22. ...

Good answer!

[global1]

10. Mark Burnett - And Before It Ends.....

first we'll have a season of 'Celebrity Pandemic' hosted by Arnold Schwarenegger.

It will be panned by the critics and Trump because cases and deaths will be down considerably and finally the news channels will be covering other news besides virus tallies.

[roamer65]

11. Mother Nature is just getting warmed up.

Irwin Allen.

[Mike 03]

13. That's a good one.

And the good thing about an Irwin Allen movie is that some characters survive. And there's always a hit song somewhere in there sung by Maureen McGovern.

[roamer65]

19. Bingo.

[LeftInTX]

32. The Towering Inferno is one my favorite movies!

[roamer65]

33. I liked Earthquake.

[milestogo]

37. OJ Simpson was in that movie.

[LeftInTX]

38. Wasn't everyone in Towering Inferno?

[In_The_Wind]

12. Stephen King

The planet will heal with fewer mammals.

[liberaltrucker]

25. He wrote the screenplay

[In_The_Wind]

26. Indeed

[Amishman]

14. All I know is I hope its not m night shyamalan

I can't handle any more plot twists

[Mike 03]

15. Lars Von Trier, probably.

[Baclava]

16. I am the director and I won't spoil the ending but will say the twist will be alien breeding hybrids

experiments MAY be involved

[roamer65]

20. Just no anal probes, please.

[Baclava]

23. There will be full frontal nudity, like any good 'R' horror movie should have

[First Speaker]

21. Hitchcock, of course...with all of us hanging onto George Washington's nose...

...and Trump carving his face into the mountain. He'll wave at us, and say--"well, if you can hang on, you're My Kind Of People. If not"...and he'll shrug...and then the movie will end, with a--ahem--chiffhanger...

[milestogo]

28. We could be hanging on to the Statue of Liberty by our fingernails.

[shockey80]

24. Jim Jones and everybody destroys themselves in the end.

[Midnight Writer]

29. I wish Russ Meyers would show up and take over.

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. Terry Gilliam. You can take your pick from "Twelve Monkeys"

in which a virus wipes out most of humanity, or "Brazil", in which an authoritarian government persuades the masses to keep consuming in the midst of government incompetence and bomb attacks. Plus they torture and drive the hero mad at the end.

[maveric]

31. George Romero

[LeftInTX]

34. Tom Six

Creator of the Human Centipede

[Buckeye_Democrat]

35. George Romero.

With masses of Trump cultists wanting to eat asses like Alex Jones, and cops shooting black guys who peek out their windows.

[Trailrider1951]

36. Stanley Kubrick

The story is always what you don't expect, and turns a naked eye to the depths to which Human madness can go....it always makes you think, and the ending is always strange and eerie.

[milestogo]

41. This is true.

[PlanetBev]

39. David Cronenberg

It ends with giant talking cockroaches becoming the master race, with Donald Trump as their delivery boy.

[Initech]

40. Taika Waititi

And it ends pretty similar to how Thor: Ragnarok ended. In that it wasn't about stopping Ragnarok - the destruction of Asguard, it was about causing it. And Trump is quite literally the Grandmaster character, except lacking Jeff Goldblum's charm.