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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)Enemies of the United States developed Donald J. Trump in a top-secret biotech lab with the goal of wreaking untold havoc on the nation, a leading conspiracy theorist claimed on Monday.
The theorist, Harland Dorrinson, said that he has conclusive evidence that Trump was created by enemy scientists as the ultimate weapon to bring the United States to its knees.
Having combed through binders of secret documents, I can say with a hundred per cent confidence that the person we have been calling Donald Trump was grown in a recombinant-DNA lab, Dorrinson said.
Its the only possible explanation, he added.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-claim-that-enemies-of-us-developed-trump-in-lab
Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
DJT is a freak beyond the bounds of evolution. He was hatched.
BComplex
(8,046 posts)where it fed off the sewage and continued to grow into what is now terrorizing the world.
I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Why cant he just get high and wander off?
-Laelth
SWBTATTReg
(22,112 posts)letting him (rump) back out into the public. Built rump up so much that anyone else in their right mind know that most of what they are hearing, is BS.
rump doesn't hear it this way...all he hears is rump rump rump ... etc., and nothing else.
ProfessorGAC
(65,000 posts)A clever writer, indeed.