I can promise you that Neal has never located a clitoris in his life.

[demmiblue]

You want free birth control? Duct tape your legs together until you figure what the hell is going on down there and change your behavior. See how easy that was?

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[NightWatcher]

1. I thought he died 5+ years ago.

[Hoyt]

2. Boortz made a career out of convincing rubes they were smart and racism,

bigotry, and greed were virtues.

[Squinch]

3. He thinks Clitoris is a town in Nevada.

[leftyladyfrommo]

7. Or an actress from the 80's. NT

[Squinch]

9. .

[renate]

4. does... does he not know how babies are made? or who else might be involved?

Or has he simply never been in a situation where he could discover this information for himself?

Plus... DUCT TAPE YOUR LEGS TOGETHER? I know he's just trying to be outrageous, but this sounds kind of Dexter-y.

[MagickMuffin]

5. More to the point, Neal Duct tape your dick to your leg

doesn't matter which one. Oh and men need to change their behaviors.

[Grokenstein]

6. Neal should duct-tape his mouth shut

until he figures out what the hell's going on down there and changes his behavior.
There. See how easy that was?

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[Blue Owl]

8. Wasn't he a frequent recipient of Keith Olberman's "Worst Person In The World" award?

I miss that segment...