Fux & Friends' Ainsley Airhead Makes The Dumbest Remark In The History of Television.

[TrollBuster9090]

Ainsley Earhardt is about as smart as a can of latex paint. And she proved it yesterday on Fux & Friends. Sorry I don't have a clip, but take my word for it. She actually said this out loud.

Fux & Friends is currently trying to distract from Trump's incompetence and malfeasance by blathering about FBI conspiracy theories, and the alleged 'entrapment' of General Flynn by 'dirty cops.' The three dingleberries invited Judge Andrew Napolitano to discuss this alleged abuse of power. Just as the segment ended, Earhardt managed to squeeze out a little sound-turd before the commercial break. She said...

Earhardt: "And keep in mind, none of this would have even come to light if Hillary Clinton had won!"

(Napolitano actually laughed out loud for a second, until he realized she was serious.)

Um...yeah, that's right, Ainsley. The FBI's attempt to entrap General Flynn wouldn't have 'come to light' because Hillary Clinton wouldn't have appointed Flynn as her National Security Advisor in the first place. I'm just spitballing here, but I'm guessing she would have found a National Security Advisor who WASN'T a Russian/Turkish double agent, thus depriving the FBI of any reason to GIVE a shit.

Earhardt and Killmead appear to be in a neck and neck race to the bottom of the IQ chart. Earhardt just took the lead with THAT remark!

[OneBro]

1. We MUST petition Faux Gnus for a name change!

Next up on “The Three Dingleberries: Teabagging Covid-19!”

[catbyte]

2. I think you just insulted a can of latex paint.

[brewens]

3. Cops are allowed to lie to suspects to get what they want in this country, something right-

wingers wholeheartedly support when it's not one of them. Let's see them outlaw that. Obviously if they can lie, then they can set up a suspect to lie.

[RVN VET71]

4. I think Dana Perino still sits at the top of the turd pile

She was on Fox during the GWB debacle and the subject was Castro's Cuba. She was confused by the discussion because she believed that the the Bay of Pigs fiasco and the Cuban Missile Crisis were one and the same event. It was something like believing that, when we nuked Hiroshima the Japanese were attacking Pearl Harbor.

I knew when I heard her way back then that she would have a long and successful career as a Fox News parrot.

[smb]

7. Forget It; She's Rolling! nt

[lastlib]

10. Now THERE is an intellectual challenge to root vegetables!

Coservaturds always seem to be too stupid to know they're stupid.

[SergeStorms]

5. This is why 'Fux and Friends'...

is one of the Orange Carbuncle's favorite shows. This is why Trump's cult is so misinformed and dumb.

[Person of Interest]

6. That is an insult to cans of paint...

"smart as a can of latex paint".

On behave of cans of latex paint everywhere I demand a retraction!! /s

Trumpanzee Republklans try their best to "out-stupid" one another. Expect more of this as the pandemic worsens, unemployment rises, Herr Trump's poll numbers continue to crater, and November draws near.

[rzemanfl]

8. When my children were little, I really enjoyed folding their teeny, tiny socks. n/t

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

9. Keep in mind that these are their typical viewers

Yeah, I want to know where Obama was on 9/11 too!

[IronLionZion]

11. Don't insult cans of latex paint

I doubt Hillary would have appointed anyone who Obama had fired. That's essentially why Trump appointed Flynn.

[SaintLouisBlues]

12. And please don't insult Dingles or Berrys

[Totally Tunsie]

13. The only time there is any brainpower on that couch is when they have a Democratic guest.

FFS - and I thought Hassel-blecchh was bad.

[HarlanPepper]

14. The name "Ainsley" alone conjures up images of stupidity