BREAKING CNN: Chump's personal valet tested positive for COVID-19!

[MoonRiver]

Wonder how close he got to Idiot.

[boston bean]

1. Woopsie.

Personal Valet. How quaint.

[MontanaMama]

2. Come on karma.

Do your thing.

[MoonRiver]

3. ...

[malaise]

9. Ditto

[sellitman]

4. Is it transferable by butt kissing?

Hoping

[The Blue Flower]

5. Hope is alive!

nt

[FarPoint]

6. I Sooooo hope tRump is pissing his pants.

Then again... maybe he will have Dr Brix give him IV disinfectant????

[MontanaMama]

8. Or shove a flashlight up his ass.

[FarPoint]

12. I believe that to be an essential assessment tactic...

Daily....

[SoonerPride]

22. hahahaha

[SouthernCal_Dem]

7. ...

[berni_mccoy]

14. Lol

[SoonerPride]

21. This. I'm an atheist, but if there is a God and he kills that mofo, I'll start to believe.

Show me oh God and I will believe!

Hallelujah!

[SouthernCal_Dem]

23. Aye!

[Jamastiene]

32. ROFL!

I have wanted one thing for close to 37 years now and either the answer is still not or there is no God. I'm agnostic, but I might start to move on that if things work out just right on this one.

[Towlie]

34. You'd have to believe in a god with the worst aim ever and even less intelligence than Trump.

[Me.]

10. Bet He Got It From His Boss

Asymptomatic

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Personal valets get pretty close.

Close enough, I hope...

[MoonRiver]

17. And nobody around the POS wears masks or gloves.

Cause everybody knows he's God's chosen one, and can never get hurt.

[FarPoint]

18. Repeatedly...

Close contact with out precautions utilized increases infection potential.

[spinbaby]

13. Wait, he has a valet?

A PROFESSIONAL dresses him like that?

[Initech]

19. Only if he's parking your car. /Archer

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. The valet doesn't choose the wardrobe.

He just figures out how to get his boss stuffed into it and makes sure the socks match. And, we hope, breathes all over everything.

[SoonerPride]

15. Hope springs eternal

[SummerSnow]

16. Valets work very closely to their bosses...

A valet or varlet is a male servant who serves as a personal attendant to his employer. In the Middle Ages and Ancien Régime, valet de chambre was a role for junior courtiers and specialists such as artists in a royal court, but the term "valet" by itself most often refers to a normal servant responsible for the clothes and personal belongings of an employer and making minor arrangements.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valet

* Now that's pretty close, pretty close.

[MANative]

24. ...

[Zoonart]

25. Just now on MSNMC---Served 45 his meals!!!!!!

Did not wear mask.

[helpisontheway]

26. Oh NOW he wants his valets to wear a mask. 🙄nt

[Zoonart]

27. Boy howdy... that horse is out of the bard.

MF5 should be self isolating...he could be shedding virus everywhere. That valet was shedding Covid for at least two weeks, serving the dolt his Big Macs.

[Jamastiene]

28. He served him his meals

Link to tweet

?s=20




Also, apparently, valets do NOT wear masks.

"Still, the White House has not enforced strict social distancing guidelines for staffers and few people inside the building wear masks during the day, including valets."
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/politics/trump-valet-tests-positive-covid-19/index.html

[Sneederbunk]

31. He touched the McDonalds wrappers?

[Docreed2003]

29. ...

[bdamomma]

30. oh

well hopefully he will catch it.

[Blue Owl]

33. Eat Covid Donnie

n/t