Rep Swalwell: "Sorry for your loss"

[kpete]

toddstarnes
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@toddstarnes
Dropped by a department store to buy a toaster oven. Mandatory hand sanitizer squirt and mask. One way aisles and if you deviate from the approved zone for customers - they sternly lecture you. The country as we know it has been destroyed. And I still don’t have a toaster.

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[mcar]

1. These selfish fcks!

Boom! to Swalwell. I cannot believe any sentient human would post such tripe and expect anything but vitriol.

[Zoonart]

2. S.N.A.P.

Good on you, Eric.

[tanyev]

3. OMG, is he going to have to eat untoasted bread?

The horror, the horror.

[KatyMan]

11. No, not untoasted bread, he has to eat

RAW TOAST! Can you imagine? Just like slaves, or the Japanese in internment camps or the Holocaust! He has rights you know--RIGHTS!

[Bettie]

13. Plus, making toast in the oven isn't

rocket science. WTF is wrong...never mind, I know.

[Volaris]

22. It isnt the lack of the toast that is the problem.

These fools think self-importance is a fucking constitutional right.

They couldn't be more wrong.

[Mariana]

4. Thoughts and prayers. nt.

[Baked Potato]

5. So the store was out of toaster ovens? WGAFF !

[crickets]

6. Perfect answer. nt

[dweller]

7. f'n snowflake

i hear clorox can rejuvenate your white crystal entitlement !

smh

✌🏼

[nolabear]

8. Oh my. A stern lecture! How will they survive?

Todd, we hardly knew ye.

[aeromanKC]

9. Sorry to your loss of life

To the 40,000+ who have literally lost their life due to Trump's delay in leadership action back in March.

[Caliman73]

10. Conservative/Right wingers are so fragile.

Other than products that are simply unavailable (like toilet paper, bleach, etc...) I have NEVER not been able to get something that I have needed/wanted during this pandemic.

The country as we know it, is adapting to a virus that has killed almost 80 thousand of us in the span of less than 2 months. We will not be this way forever. What is keeping us from moving forward is the inept, callous, and ridiculous response from the Trump administration.

Who gives a fuck if you can't just run in and get a toaster oven! If you stop to ask an employee, they will show you where they are. I got a goddamned toaster oven in March, after the shelter in place order was enacted. You know why? Because I am not a stupid whiny ass baby who can't get it together to get a damned toaster oven. Every time I go out, I put on my mask and my gloves to protect the community from spreading a highly contagious disease. Is it a pain in the ass? YES. Is it worth it to stop the spread and not be a completely selfish asshole? YES.

Get over yourself Starnes!

[Bev54]

17. I had to look this guy up

Never heard of him before. RW radio host and Fox contributor

[Celerity]

33. He is a massive immigrant and Muslim baiter. True dog shit.

Fox News host compares migrants entering US to Nazis

https://amp.theguardian.com/media/2019/aug/15/fox-news-nation-todd-starnes-migrants-nazis-invasion

[Pacifist Patriot]

35. Same here.

[mopinko]

12. do you know how much i am enjoying these clowns getting their own words

thrown back at them all the time now?

[agingdem]

14. who or what is this moron blaming

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the department store for mandating masks?..hand sanitizers?..social distancing?..the department store employees, while putting themselves in harm's way, insisting that protocol be followed?...and because he didn't buy a toaster? (I get no bleach, no disinfectant, no toilet paper but no toasters??), the country has been destroyed because the department store has this thing about keeping their shoppers and employees alive?...no you asshole, it's the stench from the orange anus...

[renate]

15. well, now I'm kind of in love with Eric Swalwell

[Locrian]

16. did you ask to see the manager Karen? - n/t

[Ford_Prefect]

18. Awwwww. Little Todd haz a sad. (:

[WyattKansas]

19. He's the same guy you see speeding past you while you are waiting in line to exit a freeway...

Who cuts in line at the last moment, subjecting others to slam on their brakes or rear end someone.

[stopbush]

20. We lost the toaster battle when banks stopped handing them out for free

when you opened a new account.

[FailureToCommunicate]

21. Hey todd starnes, give us your address. We'll send you a toaster...

[marble falls]

23. Swawell'll be around for a long time, a bright star on an outstanding bench of up and coming ...

Democratic leaders. I am confident we can fix the mess Trump is leaving behind him in Jan 21, 2021.

[Rebl2]

24. Doesn't Todd have

a stove? Use your broiler you idiot. Probably so stupid he doesn’t know how to do that.

[iluvtennis]

25. So, entitled 🙄 It's a different world, so learn to live within the constraints. nt

[Heartstrings]

26. Where's that itty bitty violin when you need it?

Oh, found it!

[leighbythesea2]

29. Aisle 5

But he couldnt get there. Sad.

[klook]

27. "Dearest Martha..."

Bob Mina @HurricaneBobM -- Replying to @toddstarnes

"Dearest Martha,

Heavy losses today for us during the Battle of Macy's. The cleaning products and good manners decimated our ranks. As we were incapable of turning left, we soon were cornered and had to withdraw.

We'll be eating raw bread tonight...no toaster, yet.

-Todd"

[tavernier]

37. Priceless

[leighbythesea2]

28. Dude failed

At buying a toaster. Love he's advertising the low bar he fell down in front of.

[barbtries]

30. starnes's thread was fun.

i blocked one and responded to one. i think they call that a ratio? It's encouraging that so many more people are sensible and compassionate than not.

[BGBD]

31. come on

He is just upset his right to infect minimum wage workers with a pandemic virus are being infringed!

[Grokenstein]

32. Try online shopping then, pathetic little snowflake.

Quick, before your God Emperor makes it impossible to get a toaster oven without paying eighty dollars for basic shipping via USPS.

(Who honestly believes Starnes went to a brick-and-mortar to get a toaster oven? But I'll give him this: the country as we knew it has been destroyed, even if that has nothing to do with one-way aisles.)

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[budkin]

34. I'd go drag him but that MF'er blocked me a long time ago

Absolutely hilarious.

[Pacifist Patriot]

36. The replies to Todd are worth the price of admission.

Let's just say his support on this has been a little underwhelming.

[Blue Owl]

38. Man this is right up there with Bowling Green

n/t

[RestoreAmerica2020]

39. Que lloron! [What a fucking crybaby! ]

[OAITW r.2.0]

40. Fucking brilliant response.

Just underscores how stupid this complaint is. If these people think smart social policy is evil, try living in a policy-free state. Morons....kill yourself for your President.