Ivanka's PA tests positive for Covid-19:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

1. I'm gonna need a truck load of tissues for this...

(of course, I do hope this person recovers, but if this is what it takes to get these jerk-offs to take COVID-19 seriously, then that is all I will say... )

[CatWoman]

4. whoa!!!

The WH is full of cooties!!!!!

[Cha]

13. Exactly.. potentially

deadly ones.

[CountAllVotes]

16. A batch of bad covid-19 cooties

You can't see 'em.

You can't find 'em.

You can't destroy 'em.

You can't buy 'em.

You are their slave.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. I'll save my good wishes for those who don't work for Silicone Cinderella, her squeaky husband

or any of the other hellbeasts. A literal pox on all of them, I say.

[IronLionZion]

35. Is this giant Ivanka bedsheet going to be enough?

[jpak]

2. The Help are expendable

La Tee Dah

[Baclava]

5. We'll hire more

[Iliyah]

3. Makes you wonder . . .

[CountAllVotes]

6. Oh myyyyyyy

Oh my!

[CountAllVotes]

7. YOU ARE FIRED!

n/t

[sheshe2]

8. Funny.

The people closest to them all testing positive yet they are all negative. Frankly, I don't believe that for a moment. Something smells here.

[smirkymonkey]

10. Yeah. Something seems fishy.

I am not buying this "superior genes" BS. And there is no guarantee that those tests are accurate. That virus has to be all over the White House by now. Most of them must be infected.

[CountAllVotes]

14. The ones that aren't showing positive are asymptomatic carriers

That's it!

[sheshe2]

17. We haven't seen the Princess...

Or Jarhead other than a pic or two. Will Stevie Miller be in quarantine too?

[niyad]

21. Plastic princes spoken at some corporate gathering at Plague Central just last week, I believe.

All smiles in her little pink dress. Around 60,000 dead here by then, and she was all smiles.

[smirkymonkey]

36. They should all be in quarantine because they have all been exposed.

But knowing them and how precious they are, they will probably be out and about spreading it to all their privileged "friends". Which might not be such a bad thing.

[JDC]

9. Jeezus, the White House is a hot spot for C-19

[superpatriotman]

18. Biden will need a new White House

This one is forever soiled.

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. so many instances of me needing to keep my fingers off of the keys

[Grasswire2]

31. hahaha nt

[erronis]

19. Ivanka's PA? At first I thought it might be he purported sugar-daddy. Or maybe physician's ass't.

Poor, poor, little princess. No papa to help you now?

Maybe you can get your overseas manufacturers to make cute little COVID-19 dollies.

[niyad]

22. I just wonder who is making her designer bodybags.

[erronis]

24. As long as she and slim, and dump can all fit in the "designer" bags

and get totally zipped in, then I don't care if the bags are embroidered with a dainty 'T' or not.

Just go. Go permanently. Take all of your spawn and hangers-on with you. I'll supply lots of XXX-LARGE heavy duty black bags. My Subaru can probably only do one bag per trip but I'll pay for a 1-800-JUNK hauler to get the rest of your sorry asses.

[Jamastiene]

27. I have a shovel.

We wouldn't be so lucky to get rid of these grifters, but just in case, any trash bags will work. Just slip one over the other and get the yard waste size. That might fit the Whiner In Chief.

[Kingofalldems]

20. Has been working offsite for weeks.

[LeftInTX]

25. Not quite following..

Has Ivanka's PA been working offsite? (Remote?..)
Have they been in contact?

[Kingofalldems]

44. Apparently not.

[brer cat]

23. It would be sad if she has been spending a lot

of time with the plastic princess.

[Jamastiene]

26. How is it that every fucking Trump is immune?

This is my level of bad luck. It is bad luck so bad that it feels more like a curse.

[sop]

29. Good things come to those who wait.

[smirkymonkey]

37. Give it time.

Their luck can only hold out so long.

[Me.]

28. Slowly, Slowly It's Creeping Up On Them

Like those cartoon, ghost hands reaching out for them and they can't stop it. Unless they isolate, stay away from everyone, for the next 6 months...

[Grasswire2]

32. yes, that's it

Like a Dickensian dream...

[aggiesal]

42. Highlight on DICKensian n/t

[Blue_true]

30. Someone is dropping lightning bolts all around the orange asshole.

Seems like just a matter of time now.

[dalton99a]

33. More, please

[Glimmer of Hope]

34. Yeah. Not a hoax.

[BobTheSubgenius]

38. DAMN!!!

So close. SOOOO close.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

39. I picture this giant pile of test kits marked "rush to NY" sitting in WH. nt

[hay rick]

40. Well gosh darn.

[SoCalDem]

41. Sending Positive vibes their way

[mjvpi]

43. Watch, it will be some test kits that give 30% false positives

He’ll demand that some government agency make sure that all test kits be consistent. It will be something that only he was smart enough to think up.

Sarcasm aside, it’s good to see the White House working under the same conditions as poultry workers.