Anyone else had the thought that Trump and Pence have dodged COVID-19

[Sogo]

because they're having bleach injections?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. No, it's the LED flashlights up their buttholes.

[Sogo]

10. That, too!

How ya doin’, Velvet?

How are those hands?

[LuvLoogie]

2. They knew it was coming in July and Russia developed a vaccine/treatment in the months since.

The vaccine will be seeded through a trump connected company.

[Jarqui]

3. Told my friend tonight that when Trump had his tirade

over WH staffers getting inflected, he guzzled bleach ...


and the bleach died.

[Sogo]

8. "...the bleach died."

[SoCalDem]

4. Sending Positive vibes their way

[dawg day]

5. Thoughts and prayers...

What an awful pair.

[C_U_L8R]

6. It just seemed they're so nasty even the virus was repulsed.

[jmowreader]

7. No dude. Trump just fired the virus.

Why the hell not? He's fired everyone and everything else. He's probably fired people who didn't even work for him.

[DrToast]

9. Trump's doctor wrote him a note to the virus

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. I don't think Pence can get any whiter.....n/t

[Darwin2019]

12. He made the virus sign a NDA. n/t