You literally cannot make this shit up...

[Soph0571]

Link to tweet

I need apologize for heh this tweet. Turns out the person in the heh heh 4th photograph is hahaha carrying a homemade HAHAHA replica of a HAHAHAHA machine gun made from a hah-hah-HAH-HAH spray painted wood & a horseshoe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck are you kidding me

Better than a real gun I suppose, but good grief what a complete tool. Does he think that cause he has a wooden gun Covid isn't going to take a bite out of his arse??? Hehe

[sop]

1. The guy's taking a selfie: "a man with his phallic symbol." It's the biggest woody he'll ever have.

[dewsgirl]

2. LoL😂

[rickyhall]

3. Since his real dick is so tiny...

[bucolic_frolic]

4. The only thing slower than Trump's mind is Trump's economy

Welcome to The World of Slow

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Funny........

we're not hearing much about "Trump's economy" these days, are we? Oh, "Trump's economy" was going strong for the first 3 years of his "reign" (thank you, PRESIDENT OBAMA!) ((oooooh, better be careful - not allowed to call it that, are we?).
But suddenly, when events take place that cause the economy to be disrupted (and that's a "mild" way to describe what's happened) - we no longer are hearing about what a "fiskal geenyous" IQ45 is.
Well, whatever it takes for the misguided and ill-informed to finally "see the light" - let's hope they understand reality when November arrives............

[Lock him up.]

8. If that slim fringe of fake Dems make it until then...

Like that tiny fringe of raygun's "yupies" hasn't caused such an incredible amount of suffering and destruction voting for the fake actor, the fake war pResidents (the bushie$), and the fake human being (studio54 scumbag) already...
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13417232

[3Hotdogs]

6. Da selfie is the best part.

Me so proud. "Fuck dem libs."

[ItsjustMe]

7. The guy with the wooden gun may be a felon

felons cannot own firearms.

[Paladin]

9. The self-portrait by Horseshoe Boy: New right-wing douchebag classic.

It's right up there with the immortal "Get a brain morans" image. I hope Horseshoe Boy gets lots and lots and LOTS of exposure.

[Lock him up.]

10. And the other felon with the fake bazooka... n/t

[uponit7771]

11. Call the f****** police!! They have a right to arms not a right to to be a menace 2 people

[dalton99a]

12. "I got wood!"

[The Wizard]

13. Small man parts

as in mushroom peckers.

[BSdetect]

14. In fairness there were probably no terrorists or armed robbers within 20 feet of these guys

[MineralMan]

15. Because Subway Won't Sell You a Sammich Unless You're Armed?

Even with fake weapons? Why do I think an unarmed person wearing a cloth mask would get a sandwich there just as easily.

Maybe those morons think the COVID-19 virus can't get to them if they are carrying a firearm or something that looks like one.

[NickB79]

16. The AT4 is just an empty metal tube

Already fired, and not reloadable. You can buy them for $100 online as a decoration, no background checks or paperwork. It's all for show and intimidation while trying to play soldier.

[Baked Potato]

17. Bucket List: Act like a douche... check!

[flotsam]

18. It's worse than you think...

Look at the "horseshoes"-they are in fact cut down floor mount wax seal holders for setting a toilet!