Rosanne Cash for the win...

[ehrnst]

Link to tweet

[Chainfire]

1. Good one

Donald Trump could not connect the dots if they were laid out in a straight line.

[BeyondGeography]

2. One of my favorite Americans

[sop]

3. Words for the ages. School children will be reciting Trump's wisdom for years to come.

[mjvpi]

24. Yes! The dog will be hungry.

[dalton99a]

4. Kick

[CanonRay]

5. Priceless

[lonely bird]

6. Trump is plumbing new depths of stupidity.

The problem with tests is that they show when you have a problem?

Stunningly stupid.

[calimary]

9. And here I thought he'd scraped bottom with the whole Lysol shots thing.

He found a way underneath that one, too.

[niyad]

17. It is somewhat easier on the nerves to understand that there is no bottom when it comes

To that mental midget and his sycophants. That way, we are not constantly surprised. Disgusted. Horrified. Appalled. Sickened. Outraged. But not surprised.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. America to Trump, "How stupid can you get?"

Trump, " Hold my beer. "

[Cha]

30. Well said.. there's always lower depths for him to

to explore.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. Think I dreamed this last night..that it would be so easy to fake positive. Trump kept

"Over-stressing" (his tell) that Katie was negative yesterday and positive today. What if it was a crazy scheme to discredit testing in general? Would be super easy..
Just say it, she gets to disappear for a month and no one would know she wasn't really sick.

[calimary]

14. The only thing we know for sure is that he LIES ALL THE TIME.

ALL the time.

That reality is my filter, through which I view everything he does and says.

[dchill]

22. A simple concept that few seem to fully grasp.

It IS all the time. It's reverse honesty.

[LuckyLib]

33. Well said.

[malaise]

8. I am so fucking sick of his psychobabble

He is so out of his depth that if he were in a swimming pool he'd drown

[Kid Berwyn]

10. Cadet Swirly McBonespurs

Military school students once were wont to greet cadets like Donald with a special water ceremony. A special initiation for pricks and bullies, a group of students would grab, invert the body, and unceremoniously insert the head of said arsehule into a dormitory toilet bowl and flush.

Hence, speaking of drowning, “Swirly.”

[malaise]

13. True

His parents sure created a vile monster

[calimary]

31. Ouch! That's a good one, Kid Berwyn!

Cadet Swirly McBonespurs!

[Mr. Ected]

11. I hope that when Trump contracts the virus

It results in a Seven Year Ache.

[packman]

12. "For some reason"????? Imagine Trump as the President on--

Dec. 6, 1941 - "Pearl Harbor is peaceful and the sailors are having a wonderful time aboard their ships"

Dec. 7, 1941 - "For some reason, Pearl Harbor is in ruins and the whole thing is fake news"

[mjvpi]

25. And there are really great people on both sides.

It all comes together when facts are fluid.

[Martin Eden]

15. Never underestimate the stupidity of this POtuS

...and the voting base which nods approvingly of this psychobabble.

This goes beyond being conned. It's an inability to process basic logic.

[Grokenstein]

16. I don't think Don-Don understands pregnancy, either.

“She's got a son,” President Trump told reporters of his wife, Melania, apparently before remembering that he is the other parent.

(HuffPo)

[LiberalArkie]

18. Maybe he is not.

[sarge43]

19. Nah. The poor kid looks too much like him. n/t

[NoRoadUntravelled]

21. Wow!

This would be a great answer coming from a First Grader if the adults in the family had explained nothing to the child.

[Jamastiene]

23. K&R

[DemocratSinceBirth]

26. Her dad would have loathed Trump.

[Elwood P Dowd]

27. Johnny's opinion of Trump.....

[soldierant]

34. Yeah. My irst thought was "Johnny didn't raise no fools."

(Nor did Vivian.)

[Harker]

28. He knows only that the VP is on an "aeroplane"

headed for "some faraway place?"

[xxqqqzme]

29. As a friend said

This isn't a test in school that you pass or fail.

[SunSeeker]

32. K & R & Retweeted!

[Salviati]

35. Does he think...

That the tests somehow prevent you from getting the virus? or that the tests give you the virus?

Trick question. He doesn't think.

[Upthevibe]

36. Roseanne Cash is just wonderful!

Another one of her earlier tweets:

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear.

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[Aussie105]

37. Trump speaks up:

But she tested negative yesterday! But today? What happened?

Trump: Oh, I know! Bad test!

Trump gets her tested another 20 times. He picks the one result that gives her as negative.

Trump: False alarm folks! She is still negative!