This man is CLEARLY fit for the Presidency.

[DTomlinson]

Link to tweet

[mercuryblues]

1. Says the man who has fake covers of Newsweek

plastered all over the place. Fake historical markers on his properties. fake hair, fake tan.

I'm waiting for him to get his fake man breasts, his real ones are sagging.

[DTomlinson]

6. Fake wealth, fake crowd sizes, fake Presudent.

Trump epitomizes FRAUD, short for:

Fucking Republicans Are Utterly Delusional.

[Blue Owl]

2. Go play in traffic Donny

n/t

[DTomlinson]

13. Aw, don't be so kind.

[Botany]

3. You have to say the man is a gifted writer.

Grammar and punctuation is so over rated.

When are all the fake journalists who received unwarranted Pulitzer Prizes going to turn in their tarnished awards? Those awards were
improperly given to those journalists for their work on Russia's interference in the 2016 elections and my impeachment. Those awards should have gone to real journalists who got the stories right in the first place.

If you want I can supply you a list of multiple journalists who I think did a much better job.

(Do you know how hard it is to clean up Trump's gibberish? He is the King of the random comma.)

[DTomlinson]

8. Yes, and so is reading, and stringing together coherent sentences.

[Botany]

29. I'll give you the names, there are plenty of them!

My old English professor is spinning in his grave on that none-sentence sentence alone. And as noted down thread
80,000 + dead Americans and he has time to tweet that crap?

[dalton99a]

4. Check your temperature, asshole.

[DTomlinson]

12. Seriously.

[sop]

5. 80,000 dead and the POS tweets this.

[DTomlinson]

9. Stay classy, Donald.

[krispos42]

7. Somebody finally taught him they aren't Noble Prizes

Yay progress!

[DTomlinson]

10. Baby steps. Emphasis on "baby." Actually no, that's mean to babies.

[dalton99a]

14. "Trump smart, very smart"

[DTomlinson]

19. Big Brain, very smooth.

[Solomon]

11. Fake name too.

Everything about him is fake.

[DTomlinson]

16. The only thing real about him is that he's a real scumbag.

Can’t deny that!

[DFW]

15. I'll give you the names first

Sean Insanity and Lou Dobbs

The last time either of those two told the truth was before they even read the legend about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree.

[DTomlinson]

17. The last time they told the truth, their pay at FOX was docked significantly.

[DFW]

23. Same time frame, I'm pretty sure n/t

[The Wizard]

18. There are far more jobs for which he's qualified

Among them: peep show mop man, rodeo clown, bachelor party dildo custodian, deodorant tester, toilet seat model. Other suggestions welcome.

[DTomlinson]

21. Case study for academics studying narcissism and psychopathy?

[sop]

28. "Peep show mop man"..."bachelor party dildo custodian"

That'll be quite enough, go to your room.

[struggle4progress]

20. Name sounds somehow familiar. Is he the guy who tried to sell me his old Monopoly set by putting it

in a new box with his name on the front? Or is he the guy who tried to sell me his old malaria pills as a cure-all?

[DTomlinson]

22. He's definitely the guy who tried to sell disinfectant as an intravenous drug for COVID patients.

[DesertRat]

24. He's a miserable twitter troll who thrives on attention

Link to tweet

[Botany]

30. "We are getting great marks for the handling of the CoronaVirus pandemic ..."

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[DesertRat]

32. Exactly

And who the f does he claim is giving him good "marks"?

[Botany]

33. Maybe all those South Korean reporters who keep calling him all the time to ask how he did such

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... a good on handling the C-19 outbreak? Trump really did say that. He just makes shit up.

[Goonch]

25. CLEARLY

[GoCubsGo]

26. It boggles my mind that the 25th Amendment has not yet been instituted.

Let alone that this shit is being allowed to continue for as long as it has.

[DTomlinson]

27. They had a chance to kick him out in an impeachment trial. Only Mitt Romney voted for removal.

Says a lot. Enablers, co-conspirators, traitors to the Republic...

[kacekwl]

31. As soon as Limbaugh turns in his medal of freedumb or whatever he got

to a real humanitarian. Idiot.

[Hav]

34. So this is basically a repeat of his Noble prize tweet

that got ridiculed so much. He only changed it to the correct prize, now, after he claimed that he was indeed talking about noble prizes.
It's also hilarious how his cult followers believe there is a secret messaging and code behind his insane tweets. Of course, while they claim that only they understand this mastermind, they never say what it actually means. They keep the decoder ring hidden. They just say that everyone else doesn't understand it and we'll soon see. The whole movement is a con.

[eppur_se_muova]

35. It's practically the same tweet as earlier about the "Noble Prizes" for journalism ...

I guess he thought it looked more respectable after he changed it to Pulitzer.

[Baked Potato]

36. Last call, fucker, go home!