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[Top 10 Idiots]

A group of armed demonstrators protesting North Carolina's stay-at-home order visited a Raleigh restaurant this weekend, weapons slung over their shoulders, and were captured in photographs that went viral.

Travis Long, a photojournalist with The News & Observer, said he shot the photos inside a Subway on Fayetteville Street in downtown Raleigh.

One photo shows a protester carrying what appears to be an AT4 rocket launcher and two pistols in holsters on his waist. Another shows a protester holding a large weapon over his shoulder as he appears to take a selfie. Only two of the protesters who appear in the photos are wearing masks.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/anti-lockdown-protesters-carry-weapons-north-carolina-sandwich-shop-n1204081

Funny, I don't remember that being part of a well regulated militia! Seriously that gives new meaning to the name "Bazooka Joe".

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[SCantiGOP]

1. If I were the guy behind the counter

I would scream, run and lock myself in the meat locker and just leave him standing there. If everyone did that maybe he would leave his penis extension at home.

Seriously dude. You say I wear a mask because of fear, yet you carry a fucking military weapon just for protection?

[NickB79]

2. Bazooka Boy looks to have two black powder revolvers, which is odd

And since that AT4 is just an empty metal tube (they're sold to collectors cheap once they've been fired), my hunch is that he's a felon prohibited from owning real firearms. Black powder guns aren't classified as firearms.