Mark my words - another shoe is about to drop

[jimlup]

it will be a double wham. As my mom said years ago moments before our van went flying off an embankment - "Here we go kids!"

We were all unhurt but the van was totaled.

[Beakybird]

1. In other words, the shit's going to hit the van!

[California_Republic]

16. Beaky! Stop it! Ha ha.

[comradebillyboy]

2. So what are you talking about?

[USALiberal]

3. What in the world are you talking about? Nt

[demtenjeep]

4. maybe fuck 1 and fuck 2 both have it

that would be awesome

[Strelnikov_]

7. You can say that again. n/t

[grantcart]

22. Well played

[demtenjeep]

5. maybe fuck 1 and fuck 2 both have it

that would be awesome

[dweller]

9. there

he said it again

✌🏼

[consider_this]

14. Ha - just made my night!

[FreeState]

6. I've felt that way for a couple weeks

I’m not sure if it’s just getting use to the new normal or work finally slowing down for me. One thing I know for sure is my feelings are poor indicators of the future. Regardless I feel it.

[OAITW r.2.0]

8. Trump-Pence resigning?

That'd be a great 1-2 shoe drop.

[not_the_one]

10. That would make Nancy president. THAT would never happen.

And just how many feet does this clusterfuck have? Too many shoes have dropped already.

[3Hotdogs]

12. Ain't gonna happen.

Trump is the healthiest president, ever to hold the office.

His heart is the heart of a mountain lion. His blood pressure is lower than a bear in hibernation. He's the biggest dick this side of -- why even a bigger dick than, ..What's the name of that guy in Korea that died? His unspraytanned skin is the hue of puss...

In other words, he ain't gonna die. He's too healthy

[Traildogbob]

18. His dead corps..

Will be hidden just like his lover Kim. Telling his cult he is fine while Turtle, Koch’s, and Barr continue to run us off a cliff. They been driving the whole time. Korean propaganda networks are lightweights compared to Fox and Rusty Limpballs.

[C Moon]

20. "And just how many feet does this clusterfuck have? Too many shoes have dropped already."

Amen!
He dropped a lot a lot a LOT of shoes in the first year.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. That would be lovely, but I don't think they both would.

Pelosi would then be the President.

[2naSalit]

13. Yup.

[barbtries]

15. i can only speculate

what it might be. shoes drop every day. it's a new outrage almost hourly.

we're being propagandized into oblivion. i always think of Rwanda.

what will it be? will he have it?! will karma prove itself??

[renate]

17. Your mom sounds like a badass!

I’m glad you were all okay!

[C Moon]

21. :D

[yonder]

19. Ditto to post 17. I took an instant liking to your mom.

Good presence of mind there.

[Historic NY]

23. If they both had to be hospitalized.....

[live love laugh]

24. This got 27 recs? I don't even know what the hell it's about.

[Ilsa]

25. If SCOTUS rules against Lysol von Syphillis later

after tomorrow's arguments, the stress might be enough to break him out in shingles and COVID-19.