The meat shortage just got really serious.

[Bleacher Creature]

Link to tweet

[brewens]

1. New Soylent Orange! In stores now! n/t

[Jamastiene]

2. .

[certainot]

15. i'm pretty sure soylent orange tastes like shit

[Jamastiene]

3. Not sure I am ready for that quite yet.

Not quite.

[Yavin4]

4. Fake!!!

You would never see that of a low price on any meat at Whole Foods. Nice try.

[BigmanPigman]

8. At my local Whole Foods the regular price is twice that.

That is why I have still never shopped there. I would have to take out a loan they are so expensive.

[Tess49]

10. A friend of mine refers to Whole Foods as Whole paycheck. Apt, I think. nt

[certainot]

20. we can pay less for factory farms destroying the planet!

and spreading disease

[Solly Mack]

5. Shit done got real.

[BunnyMcGee]

6. I did not catch that on the first read

The new white meat

[2naSalit]

7. I was never fond of thighs.

Glad I'm going mostly meatless these days.

[MontanaMama]

11. There's not a lot of meat on children anyway...

[sorcrow]

9. A Modest Proposal eom

[Roland99]

12. +1

[NutmegYankee]

21. Next there will be real baby back ribs.

[sarisataka]

13. Great,

Now you have me craving long pig.

I'll have to go by Whole Foods tomorrow

[comradebillyboy]

14. I can still get beef and lamb at Costco and pork

from my neighborhood grocery store. Whole Foods also has a good meat selection.

[yaesu]

16. Whole chickens here are going for about $1.30 a pound, not bad. nt

[lunatica]

18. Is it OK if the meat has the Coronavirus in it?

I knowmwe’re not supposed to breath it, but can we eat it?

[NBachers]

19. Now With More Girls!

[roamer65]

23. THIS.

[mercuryblues]

22. That will save Alex Jones from

killing and eating his neighbors. For a while at least.

https://www.ccn.com/alex-jones-makes-a-modest-proposal-in-cannibalistic-meltdown/


Does it taste like chicken?